By, God... wattpads werewolf stories. Jesus fucking Christ(no offense to anyone or any religion).why don't you whoever you may be, stop reading this, and check the werewolf genre on wattpad. Now choose a random 10 of those stories. which ones are romance? Chances are, 10/10. Which ones include the word alpha, and which ones include the word mate? Chances are, 9-10/10. All I wanted, was a simple cool little story of a guy dealing with lycanthropy maybe. Or a good old fashioned hunt for werewolves. But no. every single one I saw was a love story. most, if not all had stupid titles like alphas new mate, or alpha dominance, or some shit.(again no offense to anyone but cmon, really? Really? you wanna do the same rehashed bullshit everyone else is doing?) Werewolves are my favorite nightmare creature. An epic beast who is stronger faster, generally physically superior, but not a stupid brick. I bet that at least 25% of this atrocity was because of twilight. DAMN YOU TAYLOR LOTTENER, AND YOUR FLAWLESS SIXPACK. STEPHAN FUCKING MEYER, GODDAMN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT BOOKS THAT MADE WEREWOLVES BECOME SOME HORNY COUGARS SEXUAL FANTASY. AND GENERALLY, THAT BABY IMPRINTING THING WAS PRETTY FUCKIN WEIRD AND MESSED UP. I MEAN REALLY WEREWOLVES ARE PEDOPHILES NOW. PEDOPHILES THAT PREFER NEWBORN BABIES. WHAT THE FUCK. SO FUCK A DUCK, CHICKEN SUCKER.
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Some Deep Philosophical Shit
HumorSome deep philosophical shit... or whatever this is... Definitely not humor. I suck at humor. Trust me. Just read it. You'll see what I mean.
