South Park x reader

Craig x female reader nsfw

So out of the people who voted most people at the time of writing said Craig so here is my crappy thoughts of how you end up with Craig. Oh and I felt bad for taking so long so...

Warning: drinking and sexual contact
You are a proper tomboy.
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(Y/n) POV*

"oh come on Craig stop being such a party pooper." I grabbed Craig's arm as he tried to walk away from me.

"no I don't want to go if I don't go then I'm not pooping on the party." he carried on walking away from me.

"oh come on Bebe is forcing me to go but I don't really know anyone there." I sling my arms around his shoulders to try and stop him but as always he carries on walking home I'm sooo glad we live next to each other so I can keep on pestering him.

"um... token, Clyde, Tweek?" he says finally stopping to look at me.

" um no token is away on a rich trip thing, Clyde is going to taco bell and Tweek is Tweek he will freak out and run out I will lose him and get the blame for it."I put my arms around his sholders once more to keep him in place.

"no-one will blame you so take Tweek." Craig wrapped his arms around me giving up on walking away.

"fine..... I'll tell you the truth. Tweek is going on a date." I look away Tweek didn't want me to tell anyone till it was serious but I really don't want to go alone.

" ohhh well that explains him buying aftershave the other day well I guess I will have to..." we got interrupted by someone somewhere shouting.

"GET A ROOM!" we backed away from each other and carried on walking without looking at each other.

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we got to our doors and that's when Craig finally decided to talk.

"hey you busy tonight?" he grabbed my hand.

"well my family are all out tonight so I'll be on the sofa stuffing my face with ice cream." I start to rethink my life.

"well how would you like to eat ice cream at my house and talk more about this party?" Craig squeezed my hand.

"I would love to do that. Does that mean your coming?" I look at him with my famous pout.

" maybe, just stop with the pout please."

"ok." I smiled

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we were sitting on Craig's bed we were sharing some ice cream he hid from ruby. i was lying on the bed with the ice cream tub on my chests while lying my head on Craigs lap as he feeds the ice cream to me. red racer was on Craig's TV.

" another scoop please." I say and Craig scoops up a massive scoop and feeds it into my mouth.

"hey we never finished talking about the party." Craig unconsciously strokes my cheek.. well in a friend way.

"oh yeah so," I turn around on to my stomach " will you come with me then."

he sighs " yeah sure I'll 'cum' with you." he tries not to smile.

"ewwww you are so gross but I am taking that as a yes so you have to go now." I laugh as he rolls his eyes.

"I love your laugh... I mean when is the actual party?" he looks away then stands up and walks to the door.

" ummm its Sunday I think. where are you going?" I stand up and walk next to him.

"well its 12:00 and it's a school night so I'm guessing you're staying here tonight I'm going to get some food and some beers I got." I nod and Craig walks off.