Kuroko No Basket Scenarios and Oneshots

How You Meet: Kise

How You Meet

Kise:

SQUEEE!!!!!!! IT'S KISE-KUN!!!!! 

 "GROAN" 

"What's wrong (f/n)?" your best friend asked 

"I swear those fangirls are killing my brain cells with their squealing." 

Honestly it felt like watching only Sauske fangirl scenes in Naruto full of eye twitching, annoying torture. 

"What don't care for the infamous Kise Ryouta?" (b/f/n) asked wiggling her eyebrows 

"Who?"

 She facepalmed and then proceeded to rant in an exasperated tone, "Of course!!! Why would my best friend know who the hot model in our school is? It's not like I can pry her off her laptop full of fanfiction and anime long enough to go have fun let alone read a magazine!!!!!" 

You stared at her blinking a few times. "Okay two things." You said holding up two fingers, "1) I'm still here, 2) I'm sensing you have some issues with how I choose to spend my social life.

 Your friend rose to her feet, "(f/n)!!! You don't have a social life!" 

You huffed, "I take offense to that." 

"GOOD!, now we need to educate you about Kise-Kun!" 

RIIIIIINNNNGGG!!!!! 

You quickly packed up your things before your friend could do anything to stop you. 

"Yeah sorry (b/f/n), but I'm gonna have to pass!" 

With that you were sprinting down the halls only to bump into someone. "OH! Yukio-senpai!"

 (A/N: Ha! Thought it would be cliché and it'd be Kise and then bam they like each other? Not in my story thank you very much!) 

"Grunt, (f/n), you shouldn't run in the halls like that!" he barked at you. 

You looked up at him, "Um you okay Senpai? You seem grumpier than usual." 

He sighed, "Sorry (f/n). We have a new member on the basketball team and not only is he a total airhead but he attracts quite the crowd and as captain its my job to keep him in line. Couple more kicks to the head should hopefully do it."

 You weren't sure whether or not to laugh so, you chose the latter and simply grinned while asking, "Can a first year really cause that much trouble?" 

He gave you an irritated look, "You're a first year (f/n). " 

You gave him a cheeky grin, "So? I was always visiting last year when big bro still went to school here, heck since he was on the basketball team I was your guys' manager too!" 

That's right your older brother used to be on Kaijo's team! Since you were always waiting for him you became the unofficial manager for the team and got to know the players as well. They didn't even care you were still in middle school. 

He sighed again, "Fair enough (f/n). Anyway do you plan on being our manger again this year since you're an official student of Kaijo? God knows I could use the help keeping that stupid model in line."

 "Hmmmm." You had to think, well it was fun last year but would it be as fun without your brother? 

Wait.....model? 

"Yukio- Senpai, what do you mean model?" you questioned. 

His face became more disgruntled just thinking about said model. "He's a dumb kid who models and happens to come from Teiko." 

That caught you off guard, "Wait! Holaholaholon! (Hold on hold on hold on) You mean THE Teiko? As in Generation of Miracles Teiko?"

 He scoffed, "The one and only, but we don't have time to discuss (f/n) practice starts in 15, I need your answer." Humph, well looks like (b/f/n) will be very happy with you.

Time Skip

You walked in the gym to be greeted by the shouts of passing basketballs and sounds of sneakers squeaking against the floor. 

"(f/n)!"

 You turn to see the coach of Kaijo Genta Takeuchi, and you smile.

 "It's been a while coach!" 

He looked at you and said, "I hear you'll be becoming our official manager this time around?" 

You nodded, "That's right sir." 

"Good! You'll help Yukio keep the boys in line and get water, towels, help with training, and explain how things work to the first years. Same as last year ok?" 

You grinned, "No prob coach!" 

He began to call in the players, "Okay (f/N), fist thing I need you to do is acquaint yourself or rather reacquaint yourself with our team. You know Yukio of course, as well as Moriyama, Kobari, Hayakawa, and Nakamura from last year but we have a new player this year. Kise introduce yourself." 

The next thing you knew you were in a death-grip like hug as a tall, muscular blonde boy said, "KAWAII! Manager- Senpai is so cute!! My name is Kise! Please take care of me!" 

You were at a loss of what to do until Yukio intervened and kicked Kise in the head until you managed to pull him away. 

You helped Kise up and then chuckling said," Gomen, Kise I'm (f/n), but I'm not older than you. I just worked as Kaijo's manager last year in middle school because my older brother was on the team. If anything you're probably older than me, so don't sweat it! Just work hard and know this team is like a family okay?" 

Kise was left a tad bit speechless and slightly red faced to say the least.

 Most girls fawn over him as soon as they lay eyes on him, yet you seemed to think he was just a regular guy and nothing but. 

Turning you addressed everyone in the gym, "Okay everyone lets do our best!!!" 

"HAI!"

 Then you remembered something.

Giving a close-eyed smile to Kise you said, "Oh and Kise, if you don't keep the fangirls and their headache inducing squealing at a distance I'll let Yukio-Senpai beat you to a pulp." 

"EHHHHH!?!?!"

(A/N: So sorry for not updating for a while! I had Homecoming and schoolwork to catch up on. Not pleasant whatsoever, but hopefully you enjoyed the slightly longer chapter. I hope to update again soon. Until then enjoy my beautiful readers!