Moonleaf105's Book of Ranting and Raging

#1: Get Your "Your's" Right, or You're Screwed

I swear, some people just don't know grammar.

I don't know how many times I've seen this, but people can't ever fracking get it right.

THERE IS A HUGE FUDGING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR AND YOU'RE! USE YOUR COMMON SENSE, PEOPLE! I LEARNED THAT ELEMENTARY INFORMATION IN SECOND GRADE! WHEN I WAS FLIPPIN EIGHT YEARS OLD!

Your:
/yôr,yo͝or/
1. belonging to or associated with the person or people that the speaker is addressing.
"What is your name"
2. belonging to or associated with any person in general.
"Now doesn't that just break your heart?"

You're:
/yo͝or,yôr/
A contraction. You are.
"So, you're Tsven."

I swear to God, get your "your's" right! It's not that difficult! And don't even get me started on the "there's".

There should be a country that makes their people get their "there's" right. If there is one, then they're awesome.

There:
/T͟Her/
1. in, at, or to that place or position.
"If there were an alternate universe, I would definitely stay there."
2. used in attracting someone's attention or calling attention to someone or something.
"hello there!"

Their:
/T͟Her/
1. belonging to or associated with the people or things previously mentioned or easily identified.
"Look at their fandom! It looks so cool!"

They're:
/T͟Her/
A contraction. They are.
"They're the bestestestest friends I could ever ask for!"

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Oh, you thought it was over? That I was finished?

Nope.

I most definitely am not.

I'm sure we've all been to school... And if you haven't or you just quit life or something... Well, I hope you have a good life.

We all know what plurals are, yeah?

WELL HOW ABOUT WE FRICKIN USE THEM CORRECTLY, THEN!

FOR EXAMPLE: BERRIES, NOT BERRY'S!

GOSH.

I SWEAR. SOME PEOPLE KNOW NOTHING.

GO BACK A FEW GRADES, WHY DON'T YOU. LIKE, TEN. OR EIGHT...

JUST GO BACK TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL!

CUZ THAT'S WHERE YOU BELONG.

Other than the zoo of course.