His Muse !

Akward Afternoons part 3

Levi's p.o.v.

Eren  was on my back as I unlocked my apartment complex door . I heard out loud gasp , but it was more like a moan . I guess they took my suggestion , but I swear to Erwin's eyebrows if they're on couch I will strangle them !

All of a sudden all I hear is a breathy,"L-lev-vi "on my ear . I said a embarrassed , "y-ye-s ". " What was that sound ?"
I couldn't help but to make a snide remark .

"Oh that's just the sound of your sister in serious heat . Kind of sounds like you when you were masturbating back in that cellar !"
Eren practically jumped of my back screaming , " how the hell do you know that ?!"
"You were in the basement cellar . "
"What the hell does that have to do with any thing ?"
"Think about it . You were in the basement , and everything in the basement echoes ."

In return he only blush , and turned away as if to find his lost pride ! Even though now heavy pants could be heard through the apartment I still managed to keep my always handy and permanent bitch face on ! Eren though was different story you could practically see the steam coming off of him .

" OI ANNIE , MIKASA WE'RE HOME NOW ! IT'S TIME FOR YOUR LITTLE FUCK SESSION TO END ! EREN IS ABOUT TO DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT ! " I yelled probably making him blush more.

There was nothing but silence for minutes on end . By now I already had my coat off and was walking to the living room . I plopped down on the couch and picked up the remote turning on the tv . Annie walked into the living room and sat down on the one seater .
"Where is Mikasa , or should I not be asking ?" I questioned .
A smirk raised on her face proudly as she said," Mikasa , well she'll need some time recuperate . Anyway when are you going to hook up with Eren ? "
My face was red I could feel it . The only thing stopping me from saying , " soon I hope "was the presence of the younger boy by the living room entrance .
Annie was laughing like a maniac while Eren was slowly backing away most likely trying to figure out what the conversation was about . About five seconds later Eren ran back yelling , " how the hell did we get back here ?"

"Long story short Mikasa called , you were asleep , I drove back , carried you on my back , we got here , and Mikasa took my offer ,and was having lesbian sex !"

"Um w-well just , GOOD NIGHT !!" Eren yelled as he ran away .
"Ok , did you do Annie ? " , I asked .
" well remember that one time when you and Hanji decided to frickle frackle ?  Well she kind of took a picture and kind to send it to me, and I kind of show it to him while your head was turned ! "

" I swear to f***ing Freckled Jesus it hasn't even been a full damned day yet , and I already have to deal with this shit !
FUCK ME , YOU , YOUR LIFE, AND YOUR LESBIAN WIFE ! "