Offendy:jackie, jackie were r u
jackie: hiding from you
Offendy:why
Jackie:*comes out of hiding* wait i got to go to the bathroom. *she runs to the bathroom and starts throwing up*awe crap please tell me this is not what I think it is. She yells to offendy OFFENDERMAN YOU DIDN'T FLIPPING USE PROTECTION!!!!!!! while blushing insanely
Offendy: are you going to be mad at me if i didnt
Jackie: of course not
Offendy: then no
Jackie: i'm going to kill you
Broken doll:*runs in throwing up in the bath tub* hey wanna help me kill jeff for getting me pregnant
Jackie: sure wanna help me kill offendy for getting me pregnant
Broken doll: yeah
Broken doll and jackie: we are going to kill both of you
Jeff: who knew pregnate girls could be so scary
Offendy:yeah and she is one of the girls i didn't kill after i banged her. hey you said you wouldnt kill me
Jackie: yeah i lied
Jeff and Offendy:ahhhhhhh slendy help us pregnant girls scary.
Slendy: naww
Jeff: your mean you jackass
Slendy: yup
Jeff and offendy: ahhhhhhh heeeelllllp
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