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Broken doll: hey guys i have a friend coming over and she is going to stay with us because i said so

broken doll: how come there's all these hotties and none of them want to be with me

Broken doll: Screechers wants to be with you

Ben: i meant one that cant kill my by just screaming

NOCK NOCK NOCK

broken doll:that must be her

jeff: whats her name

Broken doll: shut up

Jeff: nice name

Ben: shut up jeff

Jeff:*flippes off ben*

ben: hey

jeff: shut up

broken doll: walked to open the door

a girl came in. she had short brown hair pale skin and grayish-blue eyes. she was wearing a gray hoodie with a skull on it and jeans. she looked like she was about 5"2 and 12 or 13. she had a handgun on her belt 2 hatchets and a knife

Broken doll:Vannah

Vannah: hey girl it's been forever since i've seen you

Broken doll: I know I missed you

Vannah:  how have you been, anything new

broken doll: yeah

Vannah: tell me everything

Broken doll: OK *taking a deep breath* onadaremeandjeffplayed7minutsinheavenandweendedupfallinginlovewitheachotherandigotpregnatewithtwinsandthereasleepandiamgoingtogetmarriedtohimandmeandjackiearegoingtohaveacombinedwedding

Vannah: wow you and Jackie how has she been

Broken doll: why don't you ask her. Jackie

Jackie: yeah *pauses for a moment screams like a little girl excitedly* Vannah

vannah: ok so who are you marrying

jackie:offenderman

Vannah: isn't he a rapist

Jackie: you got a problem with my man

Vannah: no

Ben: who's the hottie tell me about yourself

Vannah: well i like most things i dont like abusive people,pervs, the color pink and..... *pauses for a second and wispers* offendy. I am shy. kind of gullible, oblivious, easy to embrace, and a smart mouth drama queen and i have a crush on liu oh and i like cats

Ben: i love her

Vannah:awe your a link impersonator

Ben: never mind i hate her

Liu: can i come out of the bassment now

Lj: no it's the fungin you are not allowed to get out i am king candy

Broken doll: Are you liu or sully

Sully: who is sully that totally handsome part of me

Broken doll: No sully you can not come out

Sully: damit

Vannah: *winning like a little kid*but i like him

Broken doll: wait my mom gave me this for my dog when i was younger *hands 

lj a dog collar

LJ: what do i do with this

Broken doll: put it on liu then let him out

LJ: you sure

Broken doll: one of my bff's loves him of course do it now

Liu: *comes out with shock collar on* whats this thing for

Broken doll: are you liu or sully

Sully:Sully why baby

Broken doll: i am sure as hell not your baby* turns on shock collar and shocks him*

Sully: owwwwww 

Liu: what happened

Broken doll: he's liu again pain makes him go back to normal

Mommy's: *hear babies crying from liu screaming* liu

Liu: what did i do i am so confused

Girls: run up to the babies rooms

Liu: what just happened?why do i have a shock collar on * accidentally presses shock button* owwwww 



hahahaha leave those questions and dares down below for any of us. and hopefully liu is ok 

Bye guys.








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