My last name is now Wentz?

All that matters is the coffee

Pete POV

I need to give B my surprise soon because she was pretty stressed from the whole Seth situation. I just hope she can handle it and you know not explode.

She's asleep right now it's about 7:30 and knowing her she'll be up around like 12. I have enough time to plan this if I go fast.

Let me just find the right number! Oh found it! Okay it's ringing..... pick up!! These idiots better be awake and I swear I will go to their house and wake them up if I have to!

There! Finally. "Hey so are you awake?" I asked "Well I am now." answered idiot 1. "Okay good. So are we able to carry out the 'plan' today?" I questioned "Yeah it should work out I just have to call the others!" idiot 1 replied. "Great! so can you be here around 12:30?" I asked "Yep so I guess we'll see y'all soon!" idiot 1 said. "Yeah bye and she may freak a bit make sure you bring all the other idiots or she may kill you!" I joked. Idiot 1 just laughed and then hanged up.

Looks like I have the day planned. Now how to prepare B? We'll see how the morning plays out!

Wait Joe's downstairs isn't he. I know how I'm gonna wake B up. I walk downstairs and see Joe watching sponge bob. "Yo Joe! I need you to do something for me and it involves waking B up." I say and Joe turns away from his show and looks me straight in the eye and says "I'm in. Anything to do with waking someone up I'm in. Now what's the plan?" I quickly tell him the plan and he runs to go grab his things for the plan and all we have to do now is wait.

It's now about 8 and if I timed this right Joe should be going through with the plan. I get up and sit in the kitchen and Meagan comes down. "Hey why is Joe looking for eyeliner, markers and a bucket?" Meagan asks "Well it's part of plan to try and get B actually out of bed." I reply. Meagan just looks at me and says "If she kills the both of you I'm not protecting you." Wow. I feel so loved.

I was about to say something when I hear "JOSEPH TROHMAN IM TELLING YOUR WIFE WHAT YOU JUST DID! DON'T YOU DARE RUN AWAY!" coming from B upstairs. Joe then comes running down and hides behind the counter and looks at me and says "I told her it was your idea so you might want to run!" Before I can run and hide B comes running into the room soaking wet with marker and eyeliner all over her.

Meagan looks at her and says "I warned him that I wouldn't protect him so go ahead and do your worst." B smiles at Meagan and says "Thanks! Revenge should be fun." I start to back away from B and I say cautiously "You wouldn't do anything that crazy to your old man would you?" B just smiles and says "Since you did this to me you have to go full 2007 Pete all day and you have to do it at one of your shows! If you don't revenge will be even better. Let's just say I have Gabe's number so I'll have help." I'm not risking Gabe help revenge because that will not end well. "Ugh fine only because you threaten to bring Gabe into this." I groan.

Meagan just starts laughing and manages to say "This is great! You know where my straightener is B. Have fun!" I let B drag me into the bathroom and she pulls out the straightener and says "Let's get started!"

B P.O.V

Revenge is sweet especially when it involves emoness and cringe worthy pasts. Dad should have never tried to prank me cause this is what he gets. "Umm B how am I suppose to fit into your jeans?" He yells from inside the bathroom "You did it before in 2007 you can do it now!" I yell back at him. All I hear from the bathroom is a groan and a couple of "shit" and "ah fuck". While he is doing that I'm going to get changed. I decide on just some regular black skinny jeans, a twenty one pilots shirt and then I quickly do my makeup.

My Dad comes out of the bathroom wearing my old pair of black skinny jeans, his old shirt that says "Please call Gabe Saporta" I can't contain my laughter and I just burst out laughing and he is just standing there rolling his eyes. I then attempt to straighten his  blonde hair and it just looks strange but it works. Now the fun part is the eyeliner. It takes about 20 mins but it works and I call Meagan up to look at what I've done. She comes into the bathroom looks at him and bursts out into laughter and just looks at me and says "Good job! He really did deserve it." I then look at my Dad and say "Now it's time to invite the guys over and see what they think."