Ok so today is Saturday. Well its not its Monday and im in a computer room at school. ut lets just imagine that im not at school and its a Saturday. Firstly im going to eat. This might come as a suprise to you but i do like to eat. Normally i would eat Special K which is 2% fat. But it was saturday and i was feeling like a bad arse so i had coco pops instead. I sat down and watched my sister watch telly. No how can you say i was bored?
#bored.
At 10 oclock i decided to wake my mum up. This involves slowly moving into her bed and going right up to her ear and shouting: WAKE THE FUCK UP MOTHER. she just replies: NO JUST FUCK OFF! no my family is not mental. its just a tradition which happens every saturday.
hmmmmm.... OMFG i got a text from someone. it could be Justin Beiber. oh wait its my sister whos sitting right next to me. : HELLO LUCY WUU2? i mean what the hell. Oh thats another thing. my sister she has a phone and shes 9. Favourtisim or what?
Casually just tweeting that ive just farted. what do my followers really want to see that. YES!. *COUGH* follow me @byemarcus right so now im going to do something with my life. Im going to text Caitlin.
: CAIIIIIITTTTTTTLIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN YOU KNOW WHEN YOU MAKE A CUP OF TEA FOR YOUR MUM WHAT DO YOU PUT IN FIRST?
shhiiiittt theres a girl banging on my bedroom window. no its not creep Lucinda. its Creepy Robyn! ahhhh aADHDGKFYU,KRUM, i mean is she going to watch me get dressed. oh no shes just got the milk to make my mums tea. thanks!
sooo. josh pete are my friends husbands. guess what she does have 2 husbands. i tried getting it on with her. but she just wouldnt let me. i even gave her the hubba hubba song. only special people get the hubba hubba song...
Shoutouts to my crap friends,
Charlotte Bieber
Lucy Beiber (yes the like to have threesome its totally this season)
Emma.
yyhhhhh sox emz xxxx
