OMFG im so bored. on sunday i go swimming. oh lucy do you go swimming to loose your fat in your butt. the answer is no. why the hell would i want to be skinny!? i go swimming because i want to see my lifeguard. so lucy whats this lifeguards name? dunno. how old is he? dunno. old enough to get a tattoo.... does he like you? course he does the way i jump in the deep end and make a really big splash just blows him away. seriously though i probably drown him while jumping in. once i left my googles in the fucking pool and i was half dressed so i had to go out there.... and then okay whateva.
now for the serious part of my chapter 3. IM GETTING FAT! its weird because i work out at the gym (actually i just like to watch the boys work out) but still. gym managers if your reading this please can you turn down the heating. by the end im basically a pool of water. ask maisie she will know.... unless she becomes a pool of water. im just re reading this and im thinking what a crap writer i am.
i think i am going to start a campagin.... but what about? oh god this is hard .... i need ideas....... help... maybe if i eat my popcorn.... THATS IT! ill have a campagin to invent more flavours of popcorn. wow im clever so clever in fact that i can be the head of this campagin. and my friend callled carbs can be my sidekick. and we can go on the apprentice and everything.. we might even be able to get some boys in the making. imagine popping candy popcorn in all of the tescos across the country and it will all be my idea. i think like enistein whn discovered gravity........... was that even him? i dunno im not a science freak like the reader who is reading my book. naming no names. my mum thinks im in the bottom of the bottom for science i tried telling her im actually in set 3.... but she just keeps telling me that im not clever.... hello im so clever im going to be the one who invents popping candy popcorn..... let me just scribble that idea down bye!
THE FUCKING END.
oh yes i just sweared!!!! seee im totally bad.
lucy x
