Shrek's POV
Shrek got out of his bed, he was horny, but he didn't want to have sex with Fiona. He felt the strange urge to have someone stronger than him anally penetrate his anal cavity. He snuck out his onion house, and out of his swamp. He went around to the local village and all of the little pussy bitches were terrified of shrek. Shrek heard screams coming from the gay bar.
