Hulk wondered what had been taking Shrek so long. Just then Shrek came in and said I'm hoooooommmmmeeee with a mighty ogre thuderous roar. The babies woke up and were screaming from Shrek's kid sack. Hulk was curious of the screams. Then Shrek said "I found some Orphans." Hulk always wanted to have kids. When Hulk saw the babies he thought they were adorable.
The next night the screams of the needy ass pussy babies woke up hulk. He found an onion and stuck it up his anus, he thought I'll save it for later. When got to the babies room he threw them out of the 69 story house. He realized what he did, and thought Shrek would leave him if he killed his babies. So Hulk squeezed out of the window and jumped out of the 69th floor of the house, plummeting towards the children. He was about an inch away from catching them when they hit the ground. He started sobbing because he knew Shrek would break up with him if his kids died. But then they made a noise, and Hulk realized they were in a swamp so the kids didn't get hurt they just wet. Hulk let out a sigh of relief.
