Ash flame And The Cloak Of Light

My life story...well not really, I'd have to go into some nasty details.

It's not like I asked to be who I was, it's just happened because my mom and some random, idiotic man who can't keep it in his pants decided to get it on. Now I know what our thinking. Actually I have no idea what your thinking, but I don't really care. My word is law. Your thinking right now 'woah, cool life man'. Well, we are all born, or created somehow. Somehow...... Anyways, back to the subject. AH yes, my life story. Aren't you a interested lucky ducky. Sipping your Starbucks and wearing your Uggs, with leggings and a oversized sweatshirt. Might have a messy bun and hipster glasses. Or, oh, you could be all dresses in black chewing gum with eyeliner, like Ryan Ross. OH OH or you can be wearing jeans, a fandom shirt, and whatever the hell you want. How should I know? I'm not some crazy weirdo who stalks people....well maybe I do sometimes, BUT I HAVE MY REASONS. For example, my gym teacher. He is creepy. I decided, might as well get a background check on this creepo. So I did like any normal person would do. I just realized I haven't even introduced myself. Well hey, I'm Ash. Pleasure to make your acquaintance.