Ash flame And The Cloak Of Light

Disgusting War Head Is My Guide...Seriously...Bastards

I didn't want to open my eyes. My body hurt all over. I didn't want to move.
"Damn...she and Mark took a beating." I heard a voice say from next to me
"No shit Einstein" said a voice with a slight British accent to it
"Aw did I upset the poor Jakey Wakey?"
"I will destroy you Shit face"
"That girl could"
"Excuse me, the passed out idiot who almost got Mark killed"
"The girl who took Medusa out with no training"
"She is just a idiot, snort face, snob-" he began before I cut them off with a groan
"I hope you at least know that there is scientific evidence that a person can hear everything you say even if your asleep, cause, I heard every single word" I said sitting up slowly, shooing away people who tried to get me to lay back down on the medical bed. A boy with strongly blonde hair and blue eyes grinned at me. Next to him stood a huffing, boy with a dark brown messy bed head of hair. He was wearing pajamas and had these bluish green eyes that showed anger. I did not like that one.
"Hey, how are you feeling? Eat this" the blonde haired angel said
I nodded and took what looked OKE to be a cubed and ate it. My mouth immediately filled with the taste of fried chicken. AH yes, only the most amazing food in the world.
The guy with the idiot face said "I'm done here, you can thank me later for saving your ass" he said to me with the slight British accent, before walking away.
"Wow, amazing guy" I said sarcastically
The angel grinned at me "I like you, I'm Tom, that's Jake, don't mind him"
"Who again?" I asked innocently referring to the 'Jake' "where's Mark?" I asked suddenly getting up only to double over with pain
"WHOO there superwomen, he's okay, just over there with Johnson" he said putting a hand on my back lowering me back down into the bed
I looked over to see a muscular guy with brown hair holding Marks hand, a worried look on his face. "Is that his boyfriend?" I asked with a grin
"Oh yeah, Johnson is a son of Aphrodite and a lovesick puppy"
"Aphrodite? Like the Greek goddess?" I asked confused
"Yea- oh wait you haven't been through the video yet" he said and facepalms "I'm a son of Apollo also"
I just nodded and closed my eyes as a video came into my mind. I gasped in shock
"Just let it play, you'll understand"
I nodded and watches a video explaining about how Greek gods existed and how they made kids, DEMI-gods, and BLAH blah blah. You get the idea? Better

I opened my eyes "this is crap
"Eggactly"
"Did you just use a pun?"
" Nope"
"OLAY..."
"Oh and I'm getting your guide around camp"
"Great?"
That's when the Boy with the accent and attitude came in "you called?"
"Oh yeah guide her around"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"You need friends"
"What? I have friends"
"....."
"..."
"....."
"Fine"