Hi my name is Parker Panda. Yes like the animal, I come from a weird family. I bet you can't guess what my favorite animal is, a cat, (I'm just kidding of course it's pandas). But anyway I'm on a plane headed to Tokyo, Japan to go to my new school: Yahdere Middle School. I can't wait to get there because they have dorms and everything so I can finally get away from all the chaos with my family in America. At least during school time but on Spring Beak I'm heading back to America for the week.
See, it's not the first day of school. It's the first day of school after Christmas break. I'm guessing that they don't celebrate Christmas in Japan so I hope I'll have an excuse for not coming a day earlier like I was supposed to. Well the plane is landing, I hope I'll make some new friends.
I got off the plane with my luggage which wasn't much. Just some clothes, books, iPad, iPhone, Top Hat (what? A man never knows when he must be fancy), and a stuffed panda (don't judge it's the only thing I have that's from my Mom), and $1500 for food until I get a job. I looked at my to do list I made for myself and went threw the things I had already done and the things I needed to do.
Arrive in Japan: check
Go to Yahdere Middle dorms:
Get settled in:
Get a good night sleep for tomorrow:
I looked at my phone. My roommate was supposed to be on the Texas flight and wait for me since we could walk to the dorm together and get to know each other. After about an hour of waiting I was about to walk to the dorm by myself when I heard someone yell, "Parker Panda? Parker Panda?" I turned around and saw a boy my age with a black vest over a Fairytale shirt. He wore glasses with silver rings around them. And he had a overnight bag that had wheels on the bottom of it so he just had to pull it.
"I'm Parker Panda! Are you Andrew Muffin," I asked?
"Yeah, that's me," he answered.
"Do you know where the dorm is? Cuz I have no idea."
"Yap, but first we need to exchange your American money for Japanese yen. I need some food."
"You read my mind. Where should we go to eat?"
"Don't worry, I've got the perfect place."
So me and Andrew went to the money exchange area at the airport to trade his American money for Japanese money.
"I got ¥180443.25."
"I got ¥1743770."
"Alright, let's get some eats."
Me and Andrew walked for about an hour and finally came across the restaurant. Parker looked at the sigh on the door. Under the Japanese sigh was an American sigh that said Danny's Foods n More.
"Are you sure this place is good," I asked?
"Well the review on this place said it was an A+. Then again, the website that had the review was made by this restaurant so..."
"Wait what?"
"Whatever, we came all this way, it's close to the campus, and I can't walk anymore. Now let's go in and eat!"
I went in and the place smelled wonderful. Noodles boiling over hot stoves, rice balls getting soaked with soy sauce, sushi being wrapped in editable paper. I sat at the nearest table and scanning over the menu.
I ended up with the Thursday Noodles and Andrew ordered 3 rice balls. Since we both didn't have jobs yet we decided to get water with our food instead of soda.
"Dude," said Andrew. "Do you have Instagram?"
"Yeah, we should get each other's names. Mine's @Parker365."
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رعبA few kids from America are going to Yandere Middle School in Japan and realize that it is nothing like a regular school.