How I met One Direction

Who's Who?

"right, here's the deal..." Harry began as all nine of us were drinking afternoon tea together.

"deal?" I asked.

"yes," he replied. "as your Royal Protector I want you to all ways be with one of us vampires." he said.

"that's your side of the bargain. How do I profit?" I asked.

"uh, by not dying." Harry replied in a it's-so-obvious tone.

"I wasn't dying before." I protested.

"three death attempts in one day is not good." he countered.

"one death attempt in a day is 'not good' " i replied.

"still, I want you to take Eleanor, Luis, Zayn, Liam, or I with you when you go some where."

"hey!" Niall protested. "aren't I good enough to take care of Esmerella?"

"no offense but, werewolves are too unstable for what we're dealing with." Harry told him.

"not technically a werewolf." Niall grumbled. "I'm a shape-shifter like Jacob from twilight."

"but not as talented as ME!" Louis boasted loudly. Niall stuck his tongue out at Louis.

"yes you ARE just like him, which also means you are too controlled by your emotions to totally control your transformation into wolf." Harry reasoned.

Niall just "harrumph"-ed.

"what about Danielle and Perri? Aren't they vampires?" I asked.

"Danielle is my 'object of imprinting', as you might call it." Niall explained.

"and Perri?"

"Perri..." Harry paused, thinking about what to say. "Perri is an unusual creature, upon which I have never seen before.

She is not totally in this dimension. She can go into the realm of the dead. She can partially move into a certain dimension and be able to track anyone in this dimension. I don't even know how to describe the other dimensions Perri can visit, or what other abilities she has."

"whoa..." I said, trying to wrap my mind around that new concept.

"I know." Harry agreed.

GURGLE, GURGLE!!!

"what the-" I said, trying to locate where the sound came from.

Niall smiled sheepishly.

"My tummy's rumbling, I need a smackaroo of honey." Niall said, doing an impression of Winnie the Pooh.

"get off your lazy butt and get some your self." I told him.

"but I'm comfy!" Niall protested.

I opened my mouth to say something, but I saw Louis sneak up behind Niall and dump him out of the recliner!

I burst out laughing. Niall rose up and turned to Louis. His hands started to shake.

"five...four...three..." Niall started counting down. Louis's eyes widened then he took off running out of the door.

"two...one." Niall finished before taking off after him.

"sheesh! Overreacting much?" I said, turning back to Harry.

"not really, Lou has been bugging Niall for days. I think Niall just snapped." Harry said, pondering aloud.

"I hope their not going to hurt each other." I worried.

"if they do, we got Liam."

"Niall doesn't heal like Jacob?"

"Nope! Stephanie Meyers didn't get everything right. There's just a lot of similarities."

*****AUTHORS NOTE*****

hey sorry the recent updates have been late. I just get writers block from time to time. And right now is one of those times.

ANYWAY, I know everything is a bit slow in the story right now, but I'm just laying down the foundation for the next bits of the story. So don't worry, there will be some action soon now that the back story is laid out. Just had to get it out of the way.

Love, Peace, Harry!!! <3