ASINUM is Latin for...

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I woke up the next morning to the sound of a blender. I groan and shove my head under my pillow.

"GOOD MORNIN' WINNY, RISE AND SHINE!" Sunny yells.

"I'm up you ASINUM !" I throw him a insult in Latin.

"go sugere dick, scortum!" He leaves and I chuckle. Let me translate, I shouted 'I'm up you ASS!' and he said 'Go suck dick, whore'. You are probably wondering why I know Latin... well while my mother was from Scotland I didn't connect with anyone who I lived near, I learnt the language age of nine. When I first met Kim and Johnny and the others I was to shy to talk, but Sunny didn't give up, He new Latin as well and I talked to him like that for a month before I started talking to everyone in plain English. I get up and hear Sunny in Nicks room next to me shouting:

"ADIPEN ASINUM SURGERE!"

"I DON'T UNDER STAND LATIN!" I hear Nick shouting, I grab my stomach laughing nearly crying. I laugh harder when I hear tumbling and a crash. I walk through to Nicks room and see Nick pinning Sunny to the floor with an angry face.

"Hello boys" I chuckle. Nick jumps at the sound of my voice. "So fat ass did indeed get up" I smirk.

"Stoooooop" Nick whines "This is classed as bullying" He huffs. I roll my eyes and help Sunny off the floor.

"You guys gotta get ready, like now" Sunny smiles walking off to his room. I give Nick a very special finger (the middle) before leaving as well. Walking into my room to get ready.

I pick up a grey T-shirt and black ripped skinny jeans and quickly pulling on, grabbing white socks I slide them on skidding through the halls to the bathroom. The door was locked so I bang on it twice with my fist, the door opens with Sunny with half gelled hair. I squeeze past him and start to brush my teeth and hair at the same time. Just as I finish Nick comes in wearing his classic blue skinny's and over-sized brown hoodie with white converse. I budge his shoulder on my way out making my way back to my room and grabbing my grey SuperDry bag, quickly sliding down stairs dropping my bag at the door and bending down to pick up my black Dr Martens. Sitting on the stairs to try and put the damn things on, Sunny and Nick pass me entering the kitchen. Once I finish I clump into bathroom fixing my face, back-combing my side fringe so it will sit. Skipping my way to the kitchen to pick up the blueberries on the counter that Kimmy must have left since there was a note saying:

[Out soul catching, see you later Winny... got you the blueberries you like.

-Kimmy <3]

I smile and the cute note and throw them in my bag. Shoving on my black leather jacket on I grab my bag and head outside to Sunny's car shouting

"SHOTGUN!" as I heard Nick come out the door behind me. He groan and I giggled "Tuff luck prick". I slide in the front and Nick gets in the back. Sunny comes out locking the door and jumping in beside me. The ride to school was partly quiet besides 'Panic! At The Disco' playing in the background. At school I get out first, all three of us stand in a line facing the school.

"Vale, si parum sentitis shits" Sunny says before leaving.

"What did he just call us?" Nick asks. I smile and raise and eyebrow.

"He called us little shits" I laugh. Nick quirks a smile shaking his head.

"Riley, Sam!" Someone calls. We turn to see Marty waving. I really don't like my name at this school, at all, I think Nick is fine as playing a 'Sam' though, and I think Sunny is ok as 'Ryan'.

"Go away, Marty" Nick says.

"Wow what's up your arse this morning, or are you finally getting your period?" I smugly smile up to him, Nick narrows his eyes at me.

"Go die" He sneers.

"Already happened" I hack my elbow into his side to tell him to be careful since Marty wasn't that far from us.

"Sorry was I interrupting something?" Marty innocently asked.

"Your ok Marty" I pat his shoulder.

"tu asinum" I curse at Nick.

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A/N

Do any of you know Latin as well??

Do you have a favourite character??

Hope you like this chapter!?!





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