The day of the life of an Hetalian

Chapter 2: In the car!

So my mom just picked me up from school right and I was just listening to the radio and I hear this:
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Radio: Come to Dillions and come to our "Taste of Italy event"!! :D
Me: Omg Mommy there going to eat Italy!!
Mom: huh!?
Me: NEE NEE MAMMA THEY GOING TO EAT ITALY-SENPAI!!!! *freaks out*
Mom: Ignores me a keeps on driving
Me: But but moma...The are going to eat Italy-senpai....
Mom: Keeps ignoring me
Me: Mother...you have to listen...they going to EAT Mr. Italy Vargas!!
Mom: doesn't even hear a word I say
Me: pouts HMMP...fine...call me Canada...

THIS IS THE DAY I HEARD THE CREEPYPASTA "EPISODE 23.5" WHERE- WHERE- ITALY GETS EATEN ALIVE BY GERMANY AND JAPAN!!!!!