Me: *inhales helium* *high pitch voice* ANNNNNNNNND I E I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU...HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME, GOD DAMN IT
Frankie: *holds back laughter* why couldn't the pirate get into the movie.......because the movie was rated arrrrrrg
Isaac: that was the saddest excuse for a joke I've ever seen
Frankie: jokes aren't my thing
Isaac: I see that
Me: *high pitch voice* LET'S GET READY TO PLAY BARBIE, BITCHES
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