FNaF One Shots

The Three Flirts

A.N. okayy. I got a verbal request for this so I shall do it. Love you sempai! And Phone Guy's speech is a pain in the ass to type!! Y'all better luv me. For most of the begining it will be in my P.o.v.

Cierra's P.o.v

Working a dead end job, living off of ramen and nutella, and waiting for all of the glory that was supposed to happen after high school
The only god damn thing thats happened, I finally get to pay my own bills! Fuck yaya!
Scanning the newspapers for a job, hopefully a better one, I spot one
Freddy Fazbear's Pizza
(Insert contact information)
What could go wrong?
Damn nation. They paid 120 dollars a week. Just to watch some gay robots?(IT HURTS TO TYPE THIS!!)
Calling the number listed, a male with a nasal like voice answers.
"Hello, Mr. Fazbear himself speaking?"
"Yes sir. I saw an ad in the paper for a night watchmen?"
"Yes, there are already two other applicants in line, so if you want the job you'll sadly have coworkers. " his hesitation creeped me out a little bit, but I quickly agreed and dozed off, as I would be starting tonight.

(Three hour time skip!)

Changing into my Rage Against The Machine hoodie, ripped black jeggings, Vans, and band merch, I left my dingy apartment. We were supposed to have uniforms, but who actually gives two fucks?

Following Siri to find the damn place, a jolt of trepidation buzzed in my spine. My body tense as the soles of my shoes slapping the asphalt gently. It was in the middle of god damned nowhere!!

Ignoring the angel on my shoulder screaming 'get the hell out! While you can! ' I entered the dilapidated pizzeria.
As I walked inside, my heart immediately jumped into my chest. On the stage, rested the famous bear himself. His fur was faded, ripped in some places. The top hat he wore had dust on it's rim, since they're not in roaming mode during the day.
I'd always had sort of a crush on the six-foot-tall animatronic. The other children would laugh at me because of it, so I stopped asking Mom to come here.
Sighing I stepped into the office, seeing a familiar mop of poofiness, and one of wavy two toned strands.
They were talking animatedly, and just to get their attention. ............
"WUT UP BITCHES?!!?"I screamed into their ears, excitement showing on both of their faces. Merrick proceded to hit me while Mia jumped into my arms.
Aghhhhh my idiots. In junior high, and actual high school, I was the leader of our little group. Seeing them now I realized that position still belonged to me.
After chatting and catching up until twelve, we heard a bell ring somewhere. 'Almost as though this were a game~' a quiet voice reveals in my head. The phone started ringing, so Mia hurriedly answered on speaker.
"Hello hello? Uh I just wanted to record a message for you, to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you, I'm finishing up my last week now as a matter of fact.
So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you that there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine.
So let's just focus on getting you through your first week, okay?
Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company thst I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing.'Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life.
Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death have occured, a missing person report will be filed within ninety days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced' Blah Blah Blah.
Now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got o bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too.
So, remember these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children, and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.
So just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh.. something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long.
Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too, but then there was The Bite Of '87. Yeah i-it's amazing that the human body can live the frontal lobe, you know?
Uh, now concerning your safety the only real risk to you as a night watchmen if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person.
They'll prob-most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without it's costume on. Since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to... forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit.
Um, now that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area.
So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside of one of those could cause a bit of discomfort........ and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again, would be your eyeballs and teeth, when they pop out of the front of the mask. Hehe.
Y-yeah they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, the first day should be a breeze.
I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night!'
..... THESE ROBOTS FUCKING KILL PEOPLES!!! Me Mia and Merrick looked at each other and slowly prepared ourselves. Mia and Merrick covered doors, and I had camera duty. Hehe duty.
I lifted up the tablet, switching to the main stage. Upon seeing it I immediately sweat dropped. That douche on the phone said tonight was supposed to be easy!
Freddy was already in the west hall, his backup bunny in the east hall. Suddenly Bonnie's face was in the doorway, Mia didn't close the door in time, so Bonnie sailed towards Merrick. While we stared shocked, Mia's face was contorted with sadness. We were all about to die.