Twas a warm summer morning. Dicky Mc Dildo awakens. He grabs his rubbery scrodum and sees
justin beiber on the televison, so he strokes his head up and down until sperm comes out. OhDicky
Mc Dildo, his mom yells. Fuck, what the fuck do your silicone boobies want. You have to shave you
testicles today. I'm not gay. Just do it. Ah shit i forgot i have to mow the pedophile's front yard.The
pedophile always staires at me. Why would he want me? Ah well I'm making money so i can go to
a Justin Bieber concert so i can kill him. The pedophile comes out and starts to fuck me so I
scream
what the the flying fuckberries and took a piss on him. I walked to McDonalds to get a milkshake
when i saw a hairy black man taking a shit in the blender. He blended it up and it went everywhere
and it landed in my milkshake. I went home for dinner and i had chili. Five hours later I ran to the
bathroom leaving a trail of shit to the bathroom. I had diahreha my crapper is so small and when I
was done there was a mountain of shit. I found a Justin Bieber cut out and a DVD copy of Justin
Bieber Never Say Never in my stew. The flusher broke so I had to kick it down the drain. The next
day i had to go to Wallmart where I saw a guy poping a squat on the floor he had huge backboobs
and a guy
riding a bycicle in a thong. I was so disturbed that I went to master stirfry and saw the lions cock. I
saw Snookie and everyone else from Jersey Shore get hit by a semi. And Justin Bieber came and
took a
shit on their faces then ran away.
