All of the sudden the jersey shore gang rised out of the ground. What the hell i thought you guys
were
dead. Nope bitchess. They started cursing at the semi driver. He then jumped out of his semi
wearing a jumpsuit and a michael myres mask. Snookie yelled " what the fuck are yoou gonna do
kill us , phhh your pathetic." The semi drived said "hell yeah, it will make the world a better place."
He started beating the shit out of them with a baseball bat. "Why the hell aren't you dying?" "We are
invincible!" Then Jwow ripped her shirt and bra off. Oh shit my dick is rising. Then she bitch
slapped the guy in the face with her humongus boobies and said "Not in my house bitch!" He ran to
his truck and drove off. I then went over to the jersey shore gang. They hopped into thier car, and i
came along. Holy shit snookie started giving pauly D a Blow job. Then ronnie starting driving like a
maniac. God Damnit ronnie yelled " son of a bitch." We just rammed into the back of the popo. Shit!
He backed up and started speeding away. Out of no where justin beiber appeared on the road, he
then ran himover and backed up seven times to make sure he was dead. Deanna flipped on the t.v.
in the back of the car. On the news it said the jersey shore gang just rammed into the back of a
police car and drove off. Wait what's that, they just found justin beiber injured in the middle of the
road with snookies bra and note that says STFU stop singing you fail at life and if ur not dead you
will be soon , kiss my vagina, because i know your a lesbian, Love Snookie. They dropped me off at
home and said anytime you want to party call us up!
