Random messed up life

No

Sister: *playing minecraft*

*lets me have a little turn on her world*

Me: *exploring the dungeon of her castle (tutorial) and finds a way outside*

The outside of the castle has a bunch of vines, leading up to a balcony

Me: Did anyone try climbing to the top?

...tried it.

*climbs halfway up the vines*

JUMP!!

*jumps off and then starts crying*

WHAT IS WRONG WIHT ME??

WHY WOULD I DO THAT!!??

Brother: do what?

Me: NEWT JUMPED!!!

*continues wailing at my sorrowful stupidity*