adopted by WHO!!!? (one direction fanfic)

chapter 6 i think

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                                                Sophia’s POV

I trotted into the kitchen looking for the gummie bears, let me rephrase that CELABRATION gummie bears!!

I saw them in the bath tub when I was checking out the house, I don’t know why they were there and I don’t want to know.

I quickly plucked them out of the bath tub. These boys are weird, but I’m weirder

I skipped around the house while shouting.

“WAFFLES, BITCHES, I WANT WAFFLES DAMN IT!!!! AND PUT IN GUMMIE BEARS!!!”

                I walked down the stairs and moved over to the couch and saw harry lying on the couch stark naked.

I walked up to him and finally catch his attention. He raises an eye brow, questioning me. So I did it back, I mean why is he nude?

I grabbed his arm gently and gave him a seductive look.

I think it worked, get him off guard. I quickly yanked his cloth less body to the floor.

I heard his girlish scream as I lay down on the couch on my stomach and I started to eat my gummie bears.

I felt some one knock Billy out if my hand, so what I name my gummie bears then marry then murder them just like the black widow spider.

(The black widow spider kills her ‘husband’ so to speak. So they call wives that kill their husbands a black widow)

Billy fell into the crack between the couch.

“NO BILLY!!” I screeched

My head snapped up to the person who dared to touch me.

Simon.

“BITCH!!” I yelled before I lunged at him, I heard his scream as I pushed us to the ground to the point I was straddling him, so I took his expensive looking suit into my hands bunching it up.

“YOU MADE ME LOSE BILLY, MY HUSBAND!!” I yelled as I started to shake the shit outta him.

“NO BILLY!!!” I yelled as I went to the couch and tore off the couch cushion and searched around until I saw a glimpse of blue BILLY!!!

I hurriedly picked him up and ran over to the kitchen and rinsed him off in the sink.

“There you go Billy all good hunny.” I cooed to Billy.

“What the hell are you doing?!”I heard someone say so I turned around to see an angry gaze from Liam.

“He made me drop Billy, my hubby!” I said as I met his angry gaze.

“Your husband is a gummie bear you know that right?”

I gasped. HOW DARE HE!?!

I quickly covered Billy’s little ears “don’t you dare talk about Billy that way!!” I yelled in his face.

I kissed Billy on the head then took a bit of his head off.

Then the body.

Then the legs.

“Yum Billy you taste good!!” I said then smiled

Liam looked at me as if I was delirious.

“Well off to marry ken” I said as I skipped off to the couch.

 I quickly went to put the cushion back on when my eye catch something shiny.

A penny.

“Ohh! A penny!!” I screeched.

I started to play with it as I flopped on my back and moved it around to make the light reflect off the shiny new 2012 penny.

“Oh! I was looking for that!” I heard Zayn say and he tried to take it away from me so I tried to take it back, but failed. As he started to put it into his pocket I screamed and cried.

IT WAS MY PENNY DOESN’T HE KNOW- FINDERS KEEPERS LOSERS WEEPERS!!

“Zayn give it back!!” I heard Louis yell.

I felt something move in front of me so I looked through my teary eye and saw the penny

“YAY!!” I screeched.

“Damn she’s just like a baby.”I heard Simon say

“BITCH!!” I yelled at him.

“A violent baby.” I heard Louis mutter.

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