Friend: Your obsession with music and Andy Biersack is affecting your life!
Me: *takes out headphones* What?
Friend: SEE!!!
Me: *raises eyebrow* See what?
Friend: *facepalm*
Me: I have no idea what's going on
Friend: Ughhhhhhhh
Me: Ugh what?
Friend: Do you ever listen Meg??
Me: What is listen?
Friend: UGH
Me: Stop screaming!!
Friend: Sorry but c'mon and listen for a change
Me: I CANNOT LISTEN
Friend: Shhhhh
Me: NU THIS IS THE WILDERNESS
Friend: Well, we are outside...
Me: SEE!!!
Friend: But you don't need to scream, there are people sleeping
Me: FUCK THEM
Friend: Why are you randomly swearing?!
Me: I'M A MOTHER FUCKING BANANA *screams more randomness*
Friend: SHUT UP MEG
Me: O-okay.. *fake cries into arms*
Friend: Oh shit.... Sorry Meg
Me: *giggles but continues to fake cry*
Friend: I HEARD THAT MOTHAFUCKA
Me: ...shit.... *runs*
Friend: NU, MEGGERS
Me: I'M A FREE BANANA
Friend: COME BACK
Me: NO MOTHAFUCKA
Friend: OH MY GAWD, MEG ITS ANDY!!!!
Me: WHERE BITCH *jumps out from a tree* *almost breaks neck*
Friend: FOUND YOU!!!!!!
Me: SHIT *runs again*
Friend: *chases me*
Me: *picks up a stick and climbs a tall tree*
Friend: Not fair!!!!! *pouts*
Me: Should've listened when I said I could run when I wanted to and climb trees. I live with my brother (me and my bro, he's 16, get in fake fights. They are fun. Btw I normally win, remember I'm 11)
Friend: True
Me: Can I use that one oc that I made in that game in my book?
Friend: Sure! You can use both of them!!
Friend & Me: *have a normal conversation*
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This happened yesterday at like 11pm. Don't question why me and my friend were outside at 11... Byez!
-Mega Out
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