Pretty Odd (A Ryden fic)

The End Because I'm A Lousy Writer

I wake up before Ryan and slowly pry myself out of his arms. I replace myself with a wad of blanket, knowing he'd wake up without anything to wrap around. I walk down the street and buy coffee and donuts for us. I get back right as Ryan wakes up, noticing the cute zombie like man waddling around the kitchen as I walk in.

"I thought last night was a dream." He says hugging me, almost falling on me in the process. "Glad it wasn't Brenny bear." He kisses me and lays his head in the crook of my neck. "I missed you so much, don't ever leave again."

"Ryan you were the one that left every time. I didn't want you to leave."

"Well I can't believe I'm dating a demon."

"What does that have to do with you leaving me?"

"Everything." He replies getting a little excited and almost yelling. He notices the donuts and waddles over to the box, grabbing two and a coffee, then heading back to his bedroom. I sit with Ryden and Ally at the kitchen table. Halfway through my second donut there was a little knock at the door. Patrick runs in before I could get up and locks the door behind him.

"Brother!? Where you is!? Brendon's a demon! His bass player is the devil! RYAN!?"

I stand up and walk over to him. "Care to repeat that Patrick?"

He hides behind the couch. "Uhm, I said you were really cute and Ryan's lucky to have you and Pete doesn't like you."

Ryan walks out of the bedroom, coffee spilled down his torso. "Patrick shut the hell up it's too early for this. Also I figured that out long before you did, that's why he's here now. Dallon didn't tell him what he did. And did you not notice anything about Pete that was off? I'm not gonna tell you who he is, but it's not someone you should really be with."

"Don't lie to me. PETE ISN'T BAD!" Patty stares at the floor. "He loves me, and he doesn't care that I'm a god, in fact he hardly mentions it." I look at Ryan, then back at Patrick.

"Patrick you're dating Satan." Ryan blurts out.

"I thought Dallon was Satan?"

"No, brother you see... Pete is Satan, Dallon is the devil, and some Danish kid named David is Lucifer. They're all different."

"What? But but but but, I love him."

"And he loves you, but he is still Satan." Ryan wraps an arm around Patrick. "I won't tell if you don't." Patrick nods and they make a pinky promise between themselves.

"Are you two done being fancy gods in your magical world or should I excuse myself?" I interject.

"Brendon bb, you're a demon, you're just as much a part of this as we are." Ryan says while hugging me. "Patty are you done now? I wanna go cuddle my boo in silence." Patrick nods and just fecking disappears into thin air, stupid gods and their stupid powers. Ryan drags me back to the bedroom and does as he says: cuddles me in silence. It was about 3 in the afternoon before Ryden came in and asked about lunch, finally making us get up from our pile of man and blankets. I make Ryden and Ally sandwiches, following Ryan back to the bedroom where he was putting on a small amount of makeup. He quickly kisses me and runs out the door yelling something about going to work.

A/N and this is where I stopped writing... hm. I don't remember much of this story or where it was going but it was an entire text conversation between me and my sister forever ago. I'm pretty sure Ryan was a stripper secretly and that's what the last sentence is about. Then eventually I think Ryan gets attacked at work and Brendon finds out then because he finds Ryan using some weird demon power idfk. At some point Ryan became the devil because he killed Dallon, which fucked with the God thing so Brendon kills him so Ryan can stay a God. Then Pete goes evil for some reason, and at one point Ryan and Patty were human and it was just a lot going on. Oh and then Peterick have another kid and so does Ryden. At some point Sarah comes back and she's evil??? Idk man teenagers are crazy.