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Dedication: 5SecondsOf_lrwin for Dakota's amazing comeback!

Calum (8:46pm): Dakota!

Calum (8:59pm): answer meeeee!!!

Calum (9:24pm): stop snobbing me!!!!!!!!

Dakota (9:27pm): fuck off! I'm trying to sleep you bitch!

Calum (9:28pm): woah! No need to bitch bro

Dakota (9:28pm): you fucking woke me up!

Dakota (9:29pm): I have school tomorrow you prick!!

Calum (9:29pm): sorry miss

Dakota (9:30pm): don't sass me bitch it's too late for that

Calum (9:30pm): *snaps fingers in a 'Z' formation*

Dakota (9:32pm): Hip rotation booty sensation elbow elbow wrist wrist shut up girl you just got dissed

Dakota (9:32pm): so stfu and leave me alone

Calum (9:33pm): fine then

Calum (10:59pm): entertain me peasant!!!!!!

Dakota (10:59pm): bitch I ain't your peasant and leave me the fuck alone!!

Calum (11:00pm): ugh fine... Your no fun

Dakota (11:00pm): **you're and fUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!

Calum (11:01pm): good night miss angry pants

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Hey guys! Second chapter wooo!

On another note (a very fucking sad one) my dog passed away. He had a heart attack or something and I literally cried all day. He was my bestfriend and yeah, he's gone... :'C

Okay I almost forgot the question, let's do dis!

QOTC: out of the 5sauce members, who would you want to be your: brother, your best friend, your cousin and your boyfriend?

I personally would have it this way:

Boyfriend: Luke
Bestfriend: Ashton
Brother: Calum
Cousin: Michael (he'd be one of those fucking amazing cousins that are also your bestfriend!)

Calum pouty face cuz my doggy.

Peace out Girl Scouts!!

~Paisley xxxxxx