Typo || ch ff

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Dedication: my irl BFF! She's amazing and she told me what should happen next (it's not you btw xxzozo1592xx so don't go taking other people credit)

* the next day *

Calum (11:23am): hey Dakota

Dakota (11:28am): hey cal

Calum (11:28am): oooo nicknames now eh?

Dakota (11:29am): oh shut up

Dakota (11:29am): I'm not in the mood

Calum (11:30am): awww what happened?

Dakota (11:31am): oh you know. Getting called a boyfriend stealing slut by your ex bestfriend isn't exactly nice

Calum (11:31am): don't listen to her!

Dakota (11:32am): you don't know what it's like to have your only friend betray you

Calum (11:33am): at least you haven't had nudes leaked onto the internet

Dakota (11:34am): haha there's always that at least

Calum (11:36am): now you're just laughing at me!!

Dakota (11:36am): well you made a dumbassed mistake and I can't help but laugh at you!

Calum (11:37am): wait... Were you at the formal thingy when Eleanor was Carried?

Dakota (11:39am): yeah I tried to stop them but the assholes wouldn't listen and this was wayyyy after the whole Conor issue

Calum (11:40am): ohhhhhh wait so even tho she hated you...

Dakota (11:40am): correct. Even tho she hated me I tried to stop them

Dakota (11:40am): I don't give up on things easily Hooders

Calum (11:41am): dayum 2 nicknames in one day!

Dakota (11:42am): gtfo and stfu asian

Calum (11:44am): ouch I'm wounded

Dakota (11:44am): oh you'll get over it! Now, I have to go before the teacher takes my phone

Calum (11:45am): bye Dakota!!!!

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Okay, so just a short one for now. I've updated twice today and have another story to do but I quite frankly can't be fucked. So I'll just leave it for tomorrow then I'll procrastinate some more and put it off for like a week or so. In other words: don't expect another update for a while!!

QOTC: do you think Calum sending the nudes was a good idea?

I personally don't. I saw the topic of it come up in an interview Luke and Ashton did and they're right and same with the tweet he posted. He made a dumb mistake but that's how we learn so people can take a chill pill and drink a nice cool glass of calm the fuck down!

So my rant is over. I had an amusing experience in maths today. We put a fucking condom on my $120 netball shoes to see if it would fit and quite surprisingly, it did. That condom has been a lot of places, not dicks but places.

Anyways...

Peace out Girl Scouts!

~Paisley xxxxxxx