Our Home, Our Place ( Harry Styles. )

Chapter 28. Beat It

Chapter 28. Beat It

Dionne's POV

Me and Joëlle were driving towards the grocery store. Harry and Niall have left for England already, we would follow in a few days. I was already missing my curly haired fiancée.

His face was filled with sadness as his flight was called. The beanie was taken from his head and placed on mine with the words, 'I love you so much'. He placed his big, massive hands on my stomach. The long fingers brushed the skin as we softly kissed. I had to push him towards the gate or else he would've never left. I am sad yes, but me and Blondie decided that food would be a good distraction.

We sat in red Opel, but Jo was driving. Harry said I wasn't allowed to drive anymore which is totally ridiculous, but he is beeing overprotective.

The radio was cranking as we drove on the dark highway. Rock Me was on the radio, me and Joëlle did the weirdest dances on the song.

"DO YOU REMEMBER SUMMER '09? WANNA GO BACK THERE EVERY NIGHT."

The whole ride to the shop was filled with laughter. I really missed this, just beeing able to have fun with my best friend. We sang along with all sorts of songs while dancing crazily.

"Jo, do you know the Jingle Bomb song?" I asked her.

"No, do you?"

Her face was filled with confusion while watching the road.

"Yeah." I said. "I'll sing it."

"Oh dashing through the sand, with a bomb strapped to my back.

I have a nast plan for christmas in Iraq.

I got through checkpoint A but not through checkpoint B, that's when I got shot in the ass by the US Millitary."

By now, she was already cracking up from behind the steering wheel.

"Oh jingle bombs, jingle bombs. Mine blew up you see, where all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me.

Oh jingle bombs, jingle bombs. US Soldiers shot me dead, the only thing that I have left is a towel upon my head."

"I used to be a man but everytime I cough.

Thanks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off.

My bomming days are done, I need to find some work.

Perhaps it would be much safer as a convient store night clerk. "

"Oh jingle bombs, jingle bombs.

I think I got screwed.

Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I'll kill you!!"

I bursted out in giggles as Joëlle needed to park the car on the side of the road. Her head laid against the steering wheel while her body shook with laughter.

"Do you want to hear another one?" I asked while wiping the tears off my cheeks.

She nodded with her head still on the steering wheel.

"Narwhals, Narwhals swimming in the ocean.

Causing a commotion cause they are so awesome.

Narwhals, Narwhals swimming in the ocean.

Pretty big and pretty white, they beat a polar bear in a fight.

Like an underwater unicorn, they got a kickass facial horn.

They're the Jedi of the sea, they stop Cefuluh eating ye.

Narwhals, they are Narwhals.

Narwhals, just don't let em touch your balls.