Sanji X Zoro

Zoro X Sanji

Sanji was making dinner as usual. Zoro walked into the kitchen.

"OI HURRY UP, LOVE COOK!"

Sanji laughed. "I see that someone is finally recognising my cooking skills for the beautiful women of this world."

Everyone else came into the kitchen and they ate their dinner. Luffy stealing everyone's food and causing a fuss..

After everyone was done, they went back outside doing their own thing, leaving Zoro and Sanji alone。

Zoro broke the silence, "Curly Brows, thanks for the food. It tasted great..."

Sanji stared at him confused. "Is something wrong with your head, Moss Head?"

There was another silence in the room. "No, seriously, Moss Head, you're creepin' me out."

Just then, Zoro stood up quickly from his seat at the dining table. He walked up to Sanji and pushed him down on the floor.

He rammed his lips onto the blonds, creating a deep kiss.

"W-What are you doing?"

"Kissing you, what else, idiot!" the moss head replied.

"B-but I-I'm a hetero."

"And I'm a homo and I'm going to get my way." he replied angrily as he kissed him once more.

Nami thought, "Lol, I'm gonna make so much money with this." as she recorded everything on camera from under the table.

"I AM DEPRIVING YOU OF YOUR FREEDOM IN THIS MOMENT!!!!" Zoro shouted, "NOW STRIP!!!"

"What?! NO!! ARE YOU HIGH!?!" Sanji shouted, resisting Zoro's efforts of undressing him.

Nami got out a few stacks of beli and left her camera hidden where she hid under the diner table. She got out from her hiding spot and began to shower Sanji with the coins like she would to a stripper. "Strip, strip, strip, strip." She began to chant.

The coins hit Sanji on the head. "O-Ow, you asshole!!" The blond turned to Nami, "N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-NAMI-SWAN!! HOW LONG HAVE YOU B-BEEN HERE!"

"Hehe... since the beginning... hehehe." Nami said smirking evilly. "Now, I know that you owe me thousands of beli, so... STRIP!!! And let me sell your sex tapes. Think of it as a way of paying me back."

Zoro interjected, "I don't have a problem with that, let's get this started, Love Cook."

"Sure thing, Nami-swan!~" the blond idiot cheered as he began to strip down to his boxers along with Zoro.

Zoro continued with what he was doing before. He licked all over the chef's chest.

"Hoho, I'll be rich~" Nami squealed to herself like a perverted old man.

They did this and that and the sex tape ended up being 30 minutes, with Luffy walking in at the end.

"Oi, Zoro, I need you to help me with this coconut I found! Uh... well... it looks like you're a little busy with... that... so... have fun~" and he walked out.

"No, wait, Luffy!! No!! Save me!!" Sanji shouted, anime tears streaming down his cheeks. "Why... I'm not doing this anymore!!! I don't care about the money anymore!"

"Come on, Sanji, how about you do it for me~" Nami asked, revealing her chest a bit.

Sanji got a nosebleed but tried to ignore it."No, Nami-swan, no more!" With that he put his boxers and everything else back on as he ran outside away from Zoro and Nami... mainly fawning over Robin.

The next day, the sex tape sold for 12 billion beli DDDZAYYUMM!!

And Sanji never spoke to Zoro again-- unless it was to have sex or fight over something stupid, where Zoro would occasionally steal kisses.

After that that day, Zoro went back to his normal self, occasionally being a perverted rapist. Lol jk jk... or am i? Lol

(Should I continue this story? Comment or Private message me. I will also take requests)