"L is not just another letter, Zero is not just another number, and an Otaku is not just another person~" - 
(I don't know the owner of this quote so...)

"Once you become an otaku, I don't think you'll be able to become a normal human anymore. Otaku are 'people' who practically live in the anime world. They become so attached to the anime that they'll start making fanfiction or start cosplaying as their favorite character(s). Normal people wouldn't do things like that for real human celebrities. They would say, "Chill~ They're just drawings!" but an otaku would never EVER say something so untrue and stupid as that!" -Ryo Hiotoro

If you think I have a crush on you, I don't. 
If you think I wanna marry you, i dont
If you think I love you, I don't. 
If you think I wanna f***you, F*** no!!!!
If you think I want a slice of your pizza, I Hella do~