Grand Theft Auto in a Chatroom

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[CJ has logged on]

[Tombro has logged on]

CJ: Hey tommy boy!

Tombro: just call me tom

[Nicho has logged on]

Nicho: Listen broskis, when i was making a profile, it auto-corrected my name to Nicho!

CJ: Haha sucks to be you!

[Claude McSpeed has logged on]

Tombro: Claude McSpeed? just cuz speed is in ur last name doesn't mean this is Cars

Claude McSpeed: Shut up you son of a ______ you can go ________ so go and _______!

[Claude McSpeed has been removed from chat for 10 min. Reason: Foul language]

Nicho: Claude is so dumb right guys?

CJ: i agree with you there

[louiselopezisawesome has logged on]

louiselopezisawesome: hey guys, how's it going?

Tombro: good, good, so, i hate you mother ________!

[Tombro has been removed from chat for 10 min. Reason: Foul language]

[bikerjohn has logged on]

CJ: waddup brotha!

bikerjohn: hey my brothers, how's everyone?

Nicho: good man, good

louiselopezisawesome: johnny! i'm goona kill you _______ you tried to kill my _______ boss!

[louiselopezisawesome has been removed from chat for 10 min. Reason: Foul language]

bikerjohn: wow, a little harsh

CJ: why are so many people swearing, i mean seriously!

Nicho: it is grand theft auto, what did you expect?

[Claude McSpeed is now available]

Claude McSpeed: did ya guys miss me?

CJ: not really

Nicho: not at all

bikerjohn: no, i hate you

Claude McSpeed: well!

CJ: alright guys, Sean says it's his turn with the computer so bye!

[CJ has logged off]

Nicho: hey johnny! want to get higher than i kite?

bikerjohn: sounds like a plan!

Claude McSpeed: wait! don't leave me!

Nicho: no one likes you

bikerjohn: yea, everyone like me though!

[Nicho has logged off]

[bikerjohn has logged off]

[Tombro is now available] 

Tombro: hey! where is everyone?!

Claude McSpeed: it's just me

Tombro: oh ______ NO! bye _______!

[Tombro has been removed from chat for 7 days]

[louiselopezisawesome is now available]

louiselopezisawesome: now that i'm back, oh, bye Claude McQueen

[louiselopezisawesome has logged off]

Claude McSpeed: alrighty then, i'm leaving too

[Claude McSpeed is not allowed to leave]

Claude McSpeed: what?! why?

[Shut up]

Claude McSpeed: who are you?!

[Yo mama]

Claude McSpeed: alright mother _____ i'm gonna _____ the ______ so _____ the____!

[Go ahead]

Claude McSpeed: uh.............

[.....]

Claude McSpeed: i'm gonna leave the computer now, bye?

[UGHHHH!]

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