The signs when they're drunk

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Aries- Yelling at the bartender and starting bar fights

Taurus- Cuddles with strangers and taking naps

Gemini- Talks way to much and says personal stuff

Cancer- Cuddles with strangers and crys a lot

Leo- Gets really emotional

Virgo- Social may have amusia

Libra- Lost to many briancells then thinks everyone is a good friend

Scorpio- Having sex or trying to explain the meaning of life to someone because they don't get laid

Sagittarius- Trys to beat everyone at anything

Capricorn- Ask them anything they're cursed to say the truth

Aquarius- Flirts with everyone

Pisces- Happy drunk makes everyone smile


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