My opinions of the zodiacs

Stalking

Aries: following you

Taurus: spy camera in your room

Gemini: any means necessary

Cancer: binoculars outside your window

Leo: network of people keeping them informed

Virgo: all (so true)

Libra: shamelessly Facebook stalking you

Scorpio: fallows you for weeks to learn your schedule

Sagittarius: hires PI

Capricorn: don't need to they already know it all

Aquarius: it's not stalking its "investigating"

Pisces: so adorable is being stalked