oh nd i suffer frm an xtreme twitch- y- wink uhh disease *wink wink* SEE!
oh hmm u shuld get that cheked
*calls doctor* uh yes i wuld like an appointment
Mr. Doctor- oh yes i have one open on Monday
me- dats good thank you
Mr. Doctor- ur welcome
*hangs up*
i got u an appointent!
MUAHAHA in case u ddnt kno- wich im sure u ddnt- - that doctor is actualy an ALIEN!!! - - imposter who is actualy an uber sexxi KIDNAPPER DUDE!- - - ette who secretly hates u cuz - - U LOVE NUTELLA! *gasp!!!!*
OH but what u didntkno was that i knew that the doctor was an alien so i had previously replaced him with a real doctor that loves nutella 2!!!!! MUAHAHAHA
*shakes head and sighs* oh u hav a lot to learn old grasshopper. So u see, wut u experienced was a flashback. wut u DDNT kno, is tht i took ALLL the nutellas in the WHOLE universe nd the doctor decided to fight bak so my alien companion killd him and transferred into his body!!!!
MUAAHHAHAHAHAHA HA
ah but i am older and wiser and i had replaced all the real nutella with an illusion and what ur alien companion didnt kno is that he really killed his WIFE who was under another illusion spell!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
Muahahahaha
ohhh this is goin the way i planned *laughs evilly*
i had THE GIVER lend me his magically powers and so then i turned the whole world dull and gray and kept all the 'real' real worlds' stuff in my closet of awesomness!- - that includes ALL the REAL nutellas nd doctors and thus mr ALIEN AND HIS WIFE WER STILL LIVING HAPPILY EVER AFTER WITH THEYR LIL CUTE LIL PURPLE AND WHITE OCTOPLITS ALIEN BABIES XD
ohh but all this was an illusion to keep you entertained so you wouldnt realize that your a figment of my imagination and that in reality i am an ALIEN AND I AM MR. ALIENS WIFE RUMNOIKA!!!
wuts with the weird names today? ND STOP WITH THE ILLUSIONS!!!
*takes deep breath- - exhales*
me: ...and so thats wut brought me here now.
.....to therapy. *sigh*
Mr. Doctor : mhmm
...i see.
and how do u feel about that?
me: *wtf look* R U SERIOUS.
....i just TOLD U THE STORY. *glares*
mr. doctor: *scribbles down in his notepad* Yep, major anger issues; suffering an unending series of denial. Oh- has an obsession for nutella. and...Aliens? Mhmm *mumbles* serious nutcase..
me: *clears throat*
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me- so how was the appointment?
you- errr fine
me- oh really hmmm its not good to lie
you- im not lying!!!
me- sure sure so we have to go to the mall and get you ready for your date!!!*squeels in exitement*
you- *unsure voice* my date?
me- yes did u forget you have a date with THE (random name) Zeriph Neandrethallopia noly
you- oh ya huh k to the mall
*at mall*
me- a lets go into that one!!! *points* *another random name* Madam Leriegh's Dress shop
you- uhh dress shop? ? ?
me- duh wut else would you wear to a masquarade ball?
you- oh ya huh
*in dress shop*
me- DATS THE ONE!!
you- i love the color
me- BUY IT!
you- haha duh
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(there phew)
(MUAHAHA)
(wut!!!? ? grrrr u evil lady)
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Zeriph: *leans in close to ear* you look beautiful Nayel (random name)
me: EXCUSE ME? ! *glare that culd melt metal* r u, uh i dont kno, FORGETTING SOMONE? ?
Zeriph: *gets flustered* Oh uh you, uh um its..i...not what u think!!!
me: oh i dont think ur even close to kno wut im thinking! Y r u with this hoe, with ur hands ALL over her, dancing here in the masquerade ball, wen clearly ur MY date!!!?
Zeriph: i can explain! She-
me: SHUTUP! *walks towrds nd slap him- HARD. then pushes him out of the way to reveal the lil slutty girl who happens to be- - *
You nd Me: MOM!? !!? ? !? !? !? !? !? !!!!!
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