Heart Attack (Zayn Malik)

5. Face Time with Jordy

Max's POV

I awake to the sound of my phone making weird robot sounds, telling me my friend, Jordan wants to face time. I'm in bed with Zayn. We fell asleep last night together after realizing the boys were spying in us. Nothing exciting happen though. That stuff scares me.

"Haley wake up it's Jordy" I yell also waking Zayn and Liam. Haley joins me on my bed as we watch Joran greet us. "Well hello my good sirs! How is life treating you in the U.K.?" she says loudly. I laugh. "great great how are you?" I say back. "Kanah and Shelby are over so the Greek gods must like me" she says. Haley and I both crack up, remembering a dirty imagine we read about Louis mentioning a Greek good.

"Hey" Shelby yells, jumping into our view. "Hey" we both yell back. "hey" Liam says peeking into our camera. "Holy shit!" Jordan tells while Shelby just stares at him.

The rest of the boys are up by now watching my friends on my phone screen. Jordan looks to her side then yells "Kanah get some clothes on!" "never" we hear Kanah yell back. "C'mon you don't want Louis to see you naked now do you?" I say, not know if she really is naked. "yes I do" we hear Kanahs voice. "I don't" Louis says. "HOLY JESUS' SWEET GOLDEN NIPPLES!" Kanah screams and runs into view wearing only her bra and panties.

"Kanah NO" Jordan screams covering the camera. Moments later, Kanah walls back in wearing a nightgown and holding a carrot.

"CARROTS" Louis screams. Kanah smiles at Louis and takes a bite of the carrot not taking her eyes off Louis. Soon she is choking and we just watch as Shelby slaps her back until Kanah throws up the price of carrot and it hit the camera. We watch yet again as orange streaks slide down behind the falling carrot.

Haley and Niall start laughing while Harry runs into the bathroom to throw up, Liam running after him and Louis rocks back and fourth in the corner muttering something a bout evil carrots. Zayn, Haley, Niall and I all turn back to the camera to see Shelby and Kanah walking off camera. "what are they doing?" Niall asks Jordan. "I don't know but I'm scared" she replies. Harry walks back along with Liam and Louis. We listen as strange noises come from the closet such as people screaming.

"Hmm it's so good" and "More I want more!" come from Jordan's closet. Jordan picks up her phone and walks to the closet door. We all hold our breath as she opens the door and Shelby and Kanah fall out.