Random funny stuff

Idk wat tu put hir

Mom: can you please buy me some cola please?
Kid: bottle or plastic?
Mom: bottle
Kid: 1.5 liters or 25 ml?
Mom: never Mind! Water only!
Kid: distilled or not?
Mom: you're an animal!
Kid: pig or cow
Mom: I'll spank you!
Kid: belt or broom!