Your POV
"Je suis Spy." He kissed my hand, like a gentlemen. I couldn't help but blush even more than I already was."Well, it's nice to meet you all." I said kindly.
Sniper stepped up. "Sorry we didn't notice ya sheila, guess we were expecting another bloke."
I chuckled. "It's fine, I'm used to it. After all, not many female mercs out there."
"Well now," Engineer said, "we best be headed back ta base. 'S gettin late, and ah'm guessin this lil' lady's hungry?" I opened my mouth to say something, but my stomach growled, answering for me.
It was a short drive to the base, especially considering we were on an empty highway with a 50 mph speed limit. When we reached the base, we got out of the bread van and they led me to the rec area.
"Listen up boys! New merc's here." Engie said. In one corner of the room was a guy passed out, with a bottle labeled 'Scrumpy' in his hands. "That there's demo." Engie said to me. "The big bear of a man is heavy,"
"Hello leetle girl."
"The one in the gas mask is pyro,"
"Hudda hu!"
"And the one with the helmet is-" He was cut off.
"I AM SOLDIER MAGGOT! AND YOU ARE A WOMAN?!?!" I just nodded, poker-faced."WOMEN ARE NOT MEANT FOR THE BATTLE FEILD! HOW DO WE KNOW YOU CAN EVEN FIGHT?!?!"
I sighed. "You have a training room, yes?"
"AFFIRMATIVE!"
"Well then," I set my bag down. "Why don't we find out?"
They led me to the training room. It had a boxing square in the middle. I climbed in. "Who wants to fight?" I asked confidently. The bostonian scout stepped up.
"You're goin' down sweetcheeks!"
"All righ' you two, hand to hand combat, first one down loses. FIGHT!" Scout came at me, fists flying.
"Humph." I sidestepped him easily, grabbing his right arm as I did so. I twisted his arm behind him and pushed him to the ground, hitting a pressure point to temporarily paralyze him.
"Holey dooley..."
"Sheisse!" They all exclaimed something, all save soldier. He walked up to me, seemingly unimpressed. He looked at me, stoic, for a solid minute. But then.... he smiled. "WELL DONE MAGGOT! WELCOME TO THE TEAM!"
After medic checked scout to make sure he was ok, everyone went their separate ways, at least until supper. I went back to the rec room to grab my bag, and whilst walking out, ran into Spy. "Bonjour." He smiled, an I felt my heart skip a beat.
"Hi."
"Allow me to show 'ou to 'our room."
"Merci." He held out his elbow, and I hooked my arm through his.
He led me down a hallway lined with rooms, labeled with the classes signs. We stopped at the end of the hallway. "This is your room. There is no symbol yet though, as we were not told your class." He looked at me, eyebrow raised.
"Right, I haven't properly introduced myself." I held out my hand. "(f/n)(l/n)" He shook my hand.
"I'm the Agent."
YOU ARE READING
Tf2 Spy x Reader
FanfictionThe story of you (a reader with female pronouns) and the lovely frenchman known as Spy. I don't own TF2 or you, but I do own the story. Enjoy! 。^‿^。 (suggestive themes in later chapters)