1. If they are about to kill you, scream SURRENDER OR DIE!!!!!!!
2. Play an annoying song on subspace communication. (ex. Little Einstein Theam Song)
3. Lock them in a room with a Klingon.
4. Cross into the neutral zone. If they find you, tell them their leaders invited you to a tea party.
5. Dress them up like Disney Princesses.
6. Throw a pie at them. Bonus: Hit them in the face!
