Fuck you, and fuck your intentions, a Dave x Karkat Fanfiction

Chapter Three

Be the idiotic cool kid==>

One, you're not idiotic. Two, you are very cool. Deal with it.

Well, Karkat is in a pissed off mood for some reason, maybe he's jealous like you planed to make him.

Jade had told you if you had someone to make him jealous he would admit is love to you. But that hasn't happened.

So in English I finally decide to do something about it.

"Hey kitkat." You say sitting next to him.

He rolls his eyes, "the fuck do YOU want."

"Babe, calm down." You pat his head, making him flinch.

"Go do that to your girlfriend." He motions at Jade who is talking to John.

"No, I want to do this to you." He looks at you and you lean in and whisper "And only you."

That gets him, his cheeks grow dark and pushes you back.

"S-shut up!" You smirk at him.

When class starts we have to be freaking kids and sit on the ground in a circle.

When you do, you sit next to Jade.

Karkat, sitting across from you, looks around and then slowly makes his way to sit in between you and Jade. You know he's aware that it's not right to get in between two people in a relationship. But he does it anyways, which is cute.

"Hey there kitkat." You wrap your arm around his shoulders "what brings you here." When he's not looking you wink at jade and she smiles and winks back.

"Shut up fuckass." He mumbles.

You continue to act the same way as always and then, it's finally after school.

You jog up to karkat. "Hey babe." You say and he sighs.

"What?" He groans but you know he's happy to see you.

You hug him loosely. "I wanted to see you."

He blushes noticeably "shut up dude."

"I love you man."

"Yeah. Sure fuckass," he continues to blush more.

Eventually Karkat finds a way to get away from you and leave school.

You sigh and start to walk back to your house. Because bro is a dick and won't drive you the miles it. takes to get to the school.

After about 5 miles of your walk you see a car pull up to you and stop. You're about to run when you see a familiar short ball of anger come out of the car.

"Dave? What are you doing next to the *busy* street?!" He says surprised.

You shrug "just a walk."

"You still have your backpack." He points out and you curse silently.

"Ah, it's no reason, I'm just walking home." You admit. His eyes grow big.

"You mean you walk from school and back to your home this far everyday?" You nod and he grabs your hand.

To keep from blushing you smirk and say "oh? So you finally agree to marry me?"

"Just shut up and come here." He pulls you into the car and someone resembling karkat, just taller and a little different facial wise, is in the drivers seat.

"Hello." You say to the driver wanting to impress him for karkats sake.

"Hello, you are Dave I suppose. I am Kankri, I am Karkats brother. I might inform you I hope I do not trigger you by this chat but karkat-" he rambles.

"Shut UP!" karkat cuts him off.

"Loves you." He finishes.

Karkat clamps his hand over his mouth and a blush appears on his face. He also shuts his eyes tight and moves over to the farthest place in the car away from you.

You would blush if you weren't Dave Strider, but you are, so only your face gets heated.

"What?" You say speechless.

"We are at our house." Kankri says.