Fuck you, and fuck your intentions, a Dave x Karkat Fanfiction

Chapter one

Be Karkat==>

Your name is Karkat Vantas and you are a fucking new student to a really lame school.

Your standing with your weird dad at the front desk of the school and looking around awkwardly.

It's the middle of the year and it's obvious everyone already has their clichés figured out. So, you'll be an outcast.

Not that you weren't already.

Your dad taps you on the shoulder and you look at him. He hands you papers and slips you your iPhone. "Alright, well I have to leave now. Have a good day at school." He pats your head.

You push his hand away, "Im not a fucking kid. But whatever."

You watch him leave, then you look at your schedule.

Math, isn't that just something you need early in the morning.

You make your way to room 233. Your teacher is a chubby male and you introduce yourself.

While you are being explained to you can't help but notice the blonde in the back. He has shades on.

Like what the fuck, we are indoors. And it's dark outside.

You get stopped from thinking any further because your teaches voice booms "Lets see, you can sit next to strider." He points at the blonde.

He raises his eyebrow, which you barley catch, but your good eyesight takes a not of it.

You glide over to the seat next to him, a little upset because he looks like a insufferable prick.

He passes you a note, with red ink writing. Saying:

hey there short stuff

You roll your eyes, yup, a hipster as well.

FUCK OFF.

From the corner of your eye you see him smirk.

im dave

AND I DONT CARE.

After that he keeps the note and you continue to listen to the teacher, well, pretend your listening.

-

After class is over you walk out of class and Dave catches up with you really fast.

"Hey babe." He wiggles his eyebrow, which you admit is a bit attractive.

"Don't call me that fuckass." You half mumble, half yell.

"Where's your next class?" He grabs your schedule before you can deny his help. "Cool, we have the same class."

You frown, but follow him.

Dave apparently decides to not be a dick and just had idle chat with you.

"So, where ya from?" His southern accent you didn't notice before asks you.

"From hawaii." You reply, as non-fierce as possible.

"Dang, that's a long ways away from Washington." He comments.

"What about you? You're obviously not from around town." You find his accent even more attractive.

"Texas, this place is a cold side of a pillow compared from that shit." You laugh a bit as he stops in front of a class you assume is our next class.

-

You end up sitting by Sollux, who you used to know when you were littler, but he moved a year ago. You missed him a lot.

Your next few classes end up being with either Dave or Sollux and you are finally heading to lunch.

"Hey short stack." You hear a familiar voice call out to you while you were heading to a table. You turn, and to no avail it's Strider.

"What asswipe." You hiss, hoping it doesn't scare him away.

"I wanna sit next to you, babe" you face starts burning and you can tell your blushing.

"Sh-Shut up!" You sit down avoiding his gaze.

Be the cool guy==>

Yes, you are very cool, but for now you can call him Dave.

You are sitting next to Karkat where he is blushing.

All you did was call him babe.

But it's so fucking adorable seeing him as flustered as he is now you can't help but be addicted to it.

Your just about to make a smart ass remark when some douche comes to karkat saying "Hey kk."

You roll your eyes when he sits next to your ball of anger. "Hey" he replies a little less flustered.

"Sup." the douche says with a obvious lisp that annoys you.

You decide to act, you wrap an arm around karkat and bring him into your chest. He blushes and pushes you, but your too strong for him.

"G-Get the fuck off me!" Karkat yells at you.

The lisper looks at you with a raised eyebrow. He lowers his glasses showing his oddly colored eyes, where you do the same, but make sure no one but him can see.

You both exchange inner thoughts while you stare at each other. The boy nods and you both push your eye wearings up again.

"Dave what the fuck!" Karkat starts to flail. You kiss him on the forehead innocently and let go of him.

He's face goes tomato red and you smirk.