Squids. They're fucking great man. They're all like, woooooo, I'm a freakin squid! If you're not a squid then just fuck you. Who needs humans when you have squids. They're like jelly on legs. But better. Like much better. Like soooooo much better. You can eat them, but why would you do that to a poor defenceless squid you bastard. What have they ever done to you? Hmm? All they do is swim around minding they're own fucking business, then you come along with your shitty spear and kill them all. What the hell is your problem man? What you got against squid? They dont even taste nice. They taste like shit. Rubbery shit. But yet you insist on eating them? You sons of bitches, go kill a lemur or something. Leave the squids alone. You spak.
