Hello there my names greg bro i will narrating this story since the write is too lazy to add detail so lets get right to it eh?
Max was fallen asleep at school with no pants and with a box of cookie crunch. Joe was hangin around talking to girls actin flirty and playin it cool and of course brah was drawing a giant gorrila on the board. Sooooo while this shit was going on you might wonder where is the teacher? Well well well the teacher is simply tied up and put in a cardboard box in the back of the class. And the person who did it was the principal who was twerking on the roof of the school. So by now you might wonder wow what a school eh? Well lets move on to the bathrooms. Now in there you can find Mr boombastic who got married in a brides outfit in the toilets no not like the bathroom i mean inside a damn toilet. So he was drunk and singing hakuna matata. Next in the computer lab guys were beatin their meat sooooo gooood sooo fast they were rubbing it like so goooood for their pie
Now if you read this you probaly like da fuq is dis? Dont worry this isnt literal its a joke hehehe
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HumorThis is basically what you would hear if you talked to a drunk person but this is a short story enjoy it