Sober Hallows Night (Homestuck)

Hallows Night

Gamzee heard another knock at his door, just in time. He had just pulled out another three pies, the last three to be exact. He would save one for himself, but he didn't want to disappoint his chums. This pie was miracles and everyone deserves a good miracle.

Gamzee opened the door "HoNk :0)!"

"TRICK OR TREAT, OR WHATEVER THE HELL IM SUPPOSED TO SAY, GOG THIS IS SO STUPID!" Karkat stood at the door with his arms crossed under the poor excuse for a ghost costume, it was a white blanket with holes for eyes and horns.

"WoAh kArBrO I BaReLy rEcOnIzEd yOu iN ThAt wIkId cOsTuMe yOu aLmOsT HaD Me fOoLeD!"

"UHHGG THIS IS SO STUPID! WHO THE HELL THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO MAKE A HOLIDAY THAT INVOLVED YOU DRESSING UP AS STUPID, POINTLESS CRAP, THEN RUNNING AROUND LIKE AN IDIOT GOING DOOR TO DOOR AND BUGGING THE HELL OUT OF EVERYONE?" Karkat ranted swinging his arms up and almost flinging off the bed sheet.

Swearing he straightened it up as Gamzee just grinned and held out a pie to him, "ReLaX BrO, HaVe sOmE SlImE To cLaM DoWn aNd wE CaN ChIlL. HoNk :0)."

"WHAT? NO! THAT SHIT ROTS YOUR THINK PAN!"

Gamzee wasn't having any of that though. He just laughed and dumped the pie in Karkat's bag getting soper everywhere, "ThErE BrO, I'm jUsT LoOkInG OuT FoR My bEsTfRiEnD."

Karkat just shook his head and groaned looking at the now ruined candy in the bag. "SCREW YOU GAMZEE, DUMBASS CLOWN."

Karkat then walked away swearing and muttering to himself. With a dazed grin on his face, Gamzee waved after him. He didn't even shut the door before two more people came walking towards him. It was a couple of adolescent trolls he didn't recognize. He gave them the pies and then shut the door.

He grinned to himself and walked into the kitchen. He forgot he didn't have any more pies and started to look more more around the house. His mind was starting to feel strange not having pie for a long while. He heard a knock at the door then, he walked towards it feeling disappointment that he couldn't give the people what they wanted.

He opened the door and grinned but his eye twitched slightly recognizing the Strider brothers.

Gamzee never had a problem with anyone before them, the brothers just got under his skin. Dave was slightly shorter then Dirk so he could tell them apart. It appears they just switched outfits for Halloween.

"HeY BrOs, wHaTs hAnGiN?" Gamzee asked not break the smile that wanted to crack.

The two shrugged and Dave spoke up, "Sup, got any treats? So uncool if you don't bro."

Gamzee gritted his teeth, "YeAh i gOt sOmE TrEaTs iN HeRe, come on in."

The Striders walked in casually and Gamzee shut the door. "WaIt right there, I'll be RiGhT BaCk." Gamzee then walked up the stairs of his hive and into his room. His mind began to feel more and more clear. Karkat was right, that shit rots your think pan.

Gamzee picked up his clubs, the voices in his head urged him to rule, to be the messiah he was meant to be. He held them behind his back and walked down the stairs grinning. The Striders were talking and Dave's back was to Gamzee.

Dirk looked up at Gamzee and the smile faded from his face. Gamzee jumped the remaining stairs and swung his clubs down on the brothers.

The club hit Dave in the head with a crack knocking him to the floor. Dirk had pulled out his katana in time to block the club aimed for him. He pushed back on Gamzee, but was hit with the second club in his ribs. Dirk doubled over spitting blood from his mouth.

The club then hit him in the back knocking him to the floor. He turned over to face the psychotic clown though his vision was blurry he felt Dave's cooling hand and gripped it. The club came down on his face. His grip slackened on Dave's hand as his body ceased to live.

Gamzee looked at the blood covering his clubs and the bodies of the dead Striders.

More.

The voices in his head urged him, he wanted more. He picked up Dave's shades and placed them over his eyes. He wiped the blood from the lenses and opened the front door.

His clubs dripped blood as he walked outside, tonight he is going to start his reign. Tonight he was going to paint the world in colour.

HONK honk HONK :0)