The Smallest - Wroetostar123

Chp.5 - Why all these set in the Morning?

In the spirit of Jake Ropers new headshot, HAVE A CHAPTER!!! (That vid came on Monday thouh...)
Also what's up with the Sidemens Twitter atm? Like Simon and bricks?

No prompt as I'm a big girl now...

"Cal, for the last time your the only Cal in the flat at the moment, Callux has gone to visit family for a while." Harry said to a man know as Calfreezy, but said it more to his cereal because he found repeating himself got quite boring.

"But you're sure he said that?" Cal questioned him, "I won't like it if he's playing a prank on us Harry, especially if your in on it." Cal said in his most threatening voice.

Harry didn't find it threatening, the idea of letting his cereal going to waste was though. "He said he was going to get back on Tuesday and not to touch his things while he was gone."

"He's going to come home and prank us I think." Cal leaned against the sink while squinting his eyes as he looked out their view of London. "And I'm not sure that you won't be a part of it..."

"How can I? I'll be at Ikea with Vikk and Josh for the day." Harry copied Cal, trying to see what his flatmate was seeing.

"The whole day?" Cal titled his head when he got a yes for an answer, "You're spending the entire day with Zerkaa and Vikkstar?"

"Yeah, Josh wants to get there for as close to nine o'clock as we can and he wants to go to the one in Manchester. I'm not really complaining, it'll be fun."

"Why so damn early?" Cal switched on the kettle behind him without looking as Harry resumed eating his cereal, "and is there not one closer than Manchester?"

"Don't ask me geography... Especially at this time in the morning." Harry rested his head on the table deciding that his cereal had gone bad.

Before either of them could do anything a banning noise and a faint "ow" traveled through the wall by their front door.

Harry didn't think much of this. Unlike Cal who was ever fearful of being pranked, was more scarred than he would care to admit. However their thoughts quickly changed to a mix of trepidation and confusion when the heard the unmistakable voice of JJ say "Open the door or I take you welcome mat..."

As Harry stood up to dispose of his now useless cereal, Cal walked up and unboalted the door to let JJ enter.

Still standing in the hallway JJ gave them both serious looks and said in a low tone; "I got Hazzad motherfuckers..."

"JJ, is this really the time to tell us that!" Harry asked in slight desperation. "You couldn't have waited till a normal time to come round?"

"It's a normal time if you're Vikk." JJ said, hands in the air, slowly walking in, but his comment got Harry to give a small smile.

"Wait why would this be normal for Vikk?" Cal looked between the two, "I don't get it"

"Vikk wakes up at like 4 in the morning" JJ explained as he took a piece of bread from their supply and settled down at their table.

"Go ahead and make youself at home JJ," Cal smiled, " and explain how you know Vikk's up at those times."

"It's when I go to sleep, we meet in the kitchen occasionally." JJ moves over to their cuboards and scavenging himself a packet of Oreos.

"Why does you and Vikk have such weird sleeping hours?" Cal asked taking the Oreos away from JJ before he could eat all of them.

"Vikk likes to be on a schedule that allows him to record with his minecraft people and edit to have his videos out for an American time." Harry said while snatching an oreo for himself out of JJ's pile.

"And I just stay up late, doing stuff..." JJ added. " Like getting Hazzad!"

"That's the only thing you get you git," Cal glared at him.

"Takes one to know one." JJ replied, reaching over to get the oreo packet back.

Harry sat and watched the two throw insults back and forward for a good while, time that Harry thought could have been used better so he ended their squable with his own quick quip:

"You both'd get hit with mace as much as Helmet Boy and baseball bats..."

Okay this was bad, I'm sorry.

Really sorry...