The Smallest - Wroetostar123

Chp.7 - Hobbit

Way shorter than you nice people deserve.
(Ikea probs Chp. 9 / 10 -Harry Centric start btw)

Prompt
Harry's newspaper said that the company is a good idea to make it so hard for me I have no clue how to do it again and it was not immediately known if it wasn't even there,

Callux dropped his keys. His keys just couldn't do what he wanted. So the extremely tired man reluctantly reached down to pick them back up.

It was around mid day Sunday, two days before Cal was supposed to get back to his flat, but due to unforseen circumstances he just gotten out of a taxi who he hadn't even noticed took the "scenic" route to his house (meaning he spent around £4 more than needed). Cal was that tired.

Once finally getting a grip on the cold skeleton key that would allow him inside, his suitcase fell over. After a sequence of picking things up to only have something else immediately fall, the door opened by itself.

It was only in Callux's brain in which it self opened. Science, logic and common sense said that it was just Harry on the otherside.

"Cal?" The words came out of Harry's mouth mor as a squeal than normal, "Oh fuck, that scared me. Shit" he added steping back.

"Sup" Cal replied, forgeting that he hadn't seen Harry for a while and he wasn't expected back. "Where are you going to?"

"I was going to go shopping with Tobi. JJ came and helped himself to about a third of our kitchen." Harry shook his head, "all because he got Hazad..."

"Oh Harry, could you also get me some newspaper. I forgot I needed it." Said the other Cal of the house as he rounded the corner.

Upon seeing each other Cal (freezy) shouted, with dramatic hand gestures "WHERE'S THE PRANK? HAROLD YOU LIER".

Cal (lux) simply said "hey dude."

"I didn't know he was going to be back Cal, I just opened the door and then bam! There's Cal. Also why do you need newspaper?" Harry spun around to talk to the Cal he wanted.

"Why with Tobi?" the other Cal asked causing Harry to spin and look.

"To make paper maché." Harry spun agai  to face Calfreezy.

Calux then dropped his keys and promptly swore.

"Because, Tobi said he needed food and so do we." As he said this Harry picked up the fallen keys and put the on the kitchen side, where it would be hard for them to end up on the floor again.

"Yeah, did he tell you how much JJ ate?" Calfreezy asked.

"Do they not feed him in the Sidemen house?" Callux replied, looking into space as he did.

"I dunno, Harry you should as Vikk or Josh when your at Ikea on Tuesday."

"Yeah I will." Harry said. Quite quietly though as the space Callux was staring mindlessly into was in the same place as Harry's head.

"Your going to Ikea with Vikk and Josh?" Cal snapped out of his "dream", "on the day I was scheduled to come home?"

"Yeah, is that not okay?"

"Oh it's fine but just make sure to bring me back some pencils."

"I thought you thought those Ikea pencils were usless and stupid. That they're too small." Calfreezy rejoined the conversation.

"No I meant I, his shopping trip with Tobi now." Callux replied, and when informed that Harry was going to Tescos finished with "and why wouldn't Tesco sell pencils?"