My Dad,Harry

7

I needed some girl time so, I invited over Autumn my friend and her boyfriend Andrew. Bye the way Autumn is a prostitute and a whore and a hoe and a cunt and a bitch and a slut. When she came to my house she smelled of sweat and fear. She was wearing the ugliest piece of shit ever, it was like a bra with gems falling off of it and shitty ass booty shorts you could actually see her nips through her "bra".
The last time I saw her she was passed out with a creepy guy leaning over her yelling "Why didn't you give me a good lap dance you slut!"

"Hi Jordan sorry I smell like shit I just was fucking Andrew and he cummed all over the place."

"Um ok did you have fun."

"Yeah we had lost of fun didn't we Andrew?"

"Um yeah it was great,Autumn is great."

"Um Andrew can we have some privacy please?"

"Oh um yeah ok."

"Bye love you Andrew." Autumn said with a weird voice it sounded like a man going through puberty.

"So as you already know I had a baby, but the things that I didn't tell you were that I had sex with Harry Styles."

"What how much did he pay you?"

"He paid me nothing, I'm not a prostitute."

"Oh, I thought you were."

"And I actually left him because he was being a dick."

"Omg did you really, I can't believe that."

"I have to explain it though this is what really happened." "So Harry went out drinking with the rest of the guys in 1D. He came back in the middle of the night, I didn't even hear a thing. But in the morning we paid for it, he woke up and started screaming Jordan go make me coffee. I jumped up  and yelled at him he woke the baby. I said Harry you treat me like crap and if you want coffee go make it yourself! Then he went to work and I toke the baby left him a note and got the hell out of there."

"Why in the world would you leave Harry, that makes no sense at all."

"Well I left because he wasn't taking care of Darci and he never even noticed me and he was really mean after the baby was born."

"Oh by the way where is Darci?"

"Oh she's with Maggie her babysitter at Maggie's house."

"Um, sorry Jordan I have to go but I will be back in a hour I just have to go get my money."

"Um ok you do that I'll be here."

When she got back her bra with the shitty ass gems where gone and she had a shitty ass tube top that was bright pink, the shitty shorts where gone and there was a matching pencil skirt, but it wasn't full pencil it was like when you sharpen a pencil too much and get a really short and stubby pencil.

"Sorry I'm late Jordan I was at work this guy wanted the works he wanted a lap dance and sex, I charged him $450 because a lap dance is $100 and sex is $350."

"Wow you really charge a lot. Do you charge Andrew?"

"Um."

"Autumn what does um mean?"

"Well sometimes I do and sometimes I don't."

"What the fuck I need to start doing this."

"Oh I need to tell you something, Jordan."

"This one time I was at the strip club and the cops pulled up and I was the one who got arrested."

"So that's why you have never came over."

"Yeah I got arrested for three months
and I made like tons of money. All the guys wanted me there.

"What the fuck is your deal."

"Get Andrew and get the fuck out of here ya fag."

"Andrew get your ass in this fucking room we are getting the fuck out of here."

"Ok will we get back to what we were doing before we came here?"

"Yeah only if you pay me."

"Ok."

"Oh my god you guys are gross."

"At least when I have sex I rufied him."

"Omg Autumn you drug them."

"Hell yeah."

"Dude you could get arrested for that."

"I don't give a damn I could still get that money though."

"Autumn just get the fuck out oh and
get your shitty boyfriend out to."

"Hey that's not nice."

"Shut your shit up Andrew and get a fucking job and support your prostitute girlfriend with you she supports you more than you support yourself, and go buy your shitty girlfriend some shitty clothes get the fuck out."

"Let's go back to what we where doing babe."

Then they left and obviously went back to what they where doing.