Start - 8:03PM
Today i learned a very valuable lesson from my refrigerator. Yes ladies and gentlemen, deeper self-philosophy delivered by your handy-dandy Samsung two-door. I learned today... that you can't trust people.
One would think that you can enjoy your chinese roast chicken in peace, and one would think that you would be able to enjoy such delicacy a few hours later. Wrong! For all of you that have never had to share a community fridge, it's a lot like writing a book. Do you have a wonderful idea, a genuine best-seller, a blockbuster novel novel idea? Well if it so happens you do, don't you dream of putting it in the wilder world with out copyright laws; or as I like to call it, "put it in the fridge". Frankly speaking, if you haven't stapled "I will kill you if you eat this" on your sandwich, or chained down your ideas without copyright laws, then you can pretty much kiss them goodbye.
In fact this reminds me of an episode of Judge Judy, or Judge Maebalene, or one of those people... anywho, a bet-friend was just bouncing around ideas off of his long time compatriot over dinner. As you can see, a casual experience between two long time acquaintances, until somebody's idea got stolen! Yes, a few months later, guess who's idea was used to build a new restaurant? Yeah, you guessed it, his friend ripped off his idea! Naturally though, he never got his compensation because, let's face it, if you put your food in the fridge, you've offered yourself up to the merciless world.
So there you have it... A few wise words from a young cook sitting behind a laptop screen. Trust very few, and trust no one with your sandwiches!
End - 8:11PM
PS: If anybody enjoys subjecting their person to such torrid writing, I appreciate your commitment, and I will keep producing whatever this is!
PPS: For those who don't know, PS stands for Post-script, so the standardly correct method is actually PPS and not PSS. However, if you wish to be technical, post script-script would also be correct.
PPPSSS: Realistically speaking you can combine these virtually anyway you please, but that honestly wasn't my point! I just wanted you to know, I'll be attempting to write a new one of these for the next 28 days. Why such a precise number you may ask, and well... because that's apparently how long it takes to form a habit.
PPPPS: I'm done, chow!!!
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