Random Stuff, Rants And DRAWINGS!!!!!!

Rant 1.

Yeah um, this doesn't really have anything to do with Wattpad but more like my life at home, so lucky you! HEY SHAMECAM I'M READY FOR MY CLOSE-UP! OH AND DO BE SURE TO ZOOM IN ON THIS ZIT! YEAH, RIGHT.... THERE!

Ugh.. you ever have that stupid, annoying, freaky little brother who would do the exact opposite of what you say?

For example:

Me: Don't touch this donut!

Little Bro: Okie eats the donut

Me: Whatever you do, do NOT touch the TV 'cuz you'll get an electric shock that could quite possibly kill you!

Little Bro: Okie touches the TV and get electrocuted, and suddenly it has become whose fault? Mine

Me: Whatever you do, touch this red button that will explode the world. (reverse psychology)

Little Bro: Okie hits the button and we all DIE!!!!!

And that's not the worst part either! He walks around the house...

Wait for it...

NAKED. YEA, STARK NAKED, OCCASIONALLY COVERED IN SOAP.

And he's not afraid to walk in front of me or dance in front of the window. And suddenly people're calling me weird because I seem to know very well how a guy's reproductove organ looks like!

You know how you don't want to touch someone else's undies? Yea, my brother knows that and he always tries to make me smell his undierwear before bathing!

So here's what happened today:

I'm in my bed happily playing Cytus while plotting stories, and suddenly he comes home and throws his underwear in my face! In. My. Face. People.

So I lock my room door, but that's where his towel is. My room. And our conversation went something like this:

Little Bro: um, Jie Jie (nickname for big sis), can I please have my towel? Pwease? Pweasey?

Me: NO!!!

Little Bro: I'm sorreh!!

Me: NO! YOU'RE NOT GETTING YOU'RE TOWEL BACK YOU LITTLE %#$&!!!

Little Bro: But why??????

Me: Because YOU CHOSE TO COME HOME AND BATHE AFTER THROWING YOUR UNDIES IN MY FACE!!!!! REVENGE YOU LITTLE MOTHAFAHKA!!!!

Little Bro: But I said I'm sorry!

Me: 'Said'. Past tense.

Little Bro: I'm still sorry!

Me: No.

Little Bro: Fine!! I promise I won't ever bug you again if you just give me my towel! Pwease?????

Now at this point, I usually don't belive him, because you know, he has broken his promises loads of times, but this was a huge deal for me.

Me: Will this only last for 2 days like the last time? And the time before that?

Little Bro: PWEASE JIE JIE PLES AH BEG OFYAH!!!

ME: WHY DON'T CNHUJUST BUG OFF AND GET A NEW ONE!!

Little Bro: THAT'S MAH FAVOURITE TOWEL!!!

Me: It's only Angry Birds.

Little Bro: That's why it's my favourite towel.

Me: sighs Fine. You promise?

Little Bro: Yeah.

Me: OK. opens door, hands him towel, but what do I get? He shoves his undies in my face. AGAIN!!!!

Yeah, and that's not the worst part! He's 10, fricking years old!

I hate him.

So much.

Comment and Vote if you have a little bro like this too!

~FeatheredQuill333