Rant about rants, and 'Da hell's a Tourbun?

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Anyway, guys. So, here we go.

I have this friend at school, she's a little senseless. But she's tranferred to another school when we were in grade 2. And she has a Wattpad account, also, she reads my stories, including this. So one day she calls me and she's all:

Senseless Friend: Hey, Feathered? (Yeah you guys know that that's not my real name, but bear with it) I just wanted to call you about your Wattpad story.

Me: Yea? Which one?

SE: The one on rants.

Me: Okie, so what is it?

SE: Why aren't you doing more rants?

Me: *pokerface* I'm sorry...?

SE: Why aren't you doing more rants? I mean, the title says rants and randomness, so why aren't you doing more rants? You should abide by the title.

Me: *Even more pokerface* Huh?

SE: Just do more rants. *hangs up*

Me:... *Is so pokerface I made my brother do a pokerface at my pokerface*

I mean, what does she mean by, "do more rants?" Am I soME SORT Of WEiRDO WitH ANGER MANagEmeNt?

Then again, maybe I am.

But still! Maybe some of you out there agree with my friend, and I respect that, you're not senseless. But I'm not some monkey who rants about a squashed banana all-day-every-day!

I'm not.

And then, about the Tourbun thing.

Okie, so our school, is different from all you Americano's. We live in Singapore, and our school's one of the best, so it goes like this. The classes, from best to worst.

G- 6 Gracious (My class)
R- 6 Respectful
A-6 Achieving
C-6 Caring
I-6 Innovative (Or 6 Inno)
O-6 Observant
U-6 United
S-6 Sincere.

All core values, and yes we're in 6th Grade.

So as it turns out, 6 Gracious is academically, artistically, and athletically the best. So we had this frisbee match a few Fridays back, like, just before I was told to get a Turban. (If you had read this story, you'd know what I'm talking about)

We had to play against Respectful and Caring. Respectful were a good bunch, they played well, but we still won. Caring were a bunch of DOUCHES.

DOUCHEBAGS.

Dirty, lying, CHEATERS!!!! THEY KEPT FOULING SO BAD!!!! Ask TheAnimeFangirl_3 if you don't believe me.

But we still won.

We're pro that way. Not that I wanna brag.

So Schmuck, the guy who told me to get a turban, helped our team win. So I was all " My man, Imma buy you a turban."

And so today, my friend Athena (not her real name) came up to me and told me that Schmuck wanted to get me a tour bun from the airport and a turban if we won the interclass tournament.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT'S GOING ON?!

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